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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

to be sick to death of the cries of oooo nooo don't be nasty chuff on here atm?

241 replies

bibbitybobbityhat · 05/06/2011 19:50

No, I don't like it.

Yes, I would be willing to fuck off elsewhere.

Anyone got any ideas where I can go where the delicate flowers DON'T crumple when being told yes, actually, YABU?

(And Hully, don't you come on here telling me to feel the love, cos I will swing for you.)

OP posts:
theyoungvisiter · 05/06/2011 21:32

And I've just grumpily posted on another thread ticking the OP off for putting it in AIBU when it's NOT an AIBU. Which was exceedingly and unnecessarily petty of me I agree. But that's becoming another annoying trend IMO and sometimes a woman's gotta vent her annoyance on a hapless bystander.

TheFlyingOnion · 05/06/2011 21:38

yes, the "I know this doesn't really go here but AIBU gets high traffic" really pisses me off.

They're the ones who have a good shout and stomp when you tell them that yes, in fact, they ABU. Mentalists.

RockStockandTwoOpenBottles · 05/06/2011 21:40

Flying you are on form this evening. Who has fucked with you irked you?

PurveyorOfBaloney · 05/06/2011 21:42

A campaign.

Let's ALL hide AIBU. Let it die a death.

It's the Black Hole of MN. It attracts all the unwanted attention and sucks in the life force of the rest of the boards. If we ignore it maybe it will just Crawl Off And Die Somewhere Else.

The huns will have to find their decaying flesh nectar elsewhere

theyoungvisiter · 05/06/2011 21:44

if all the normal MNers hide AIBU then it could become a netmums style haven of mutual hugs in the very midst of the vipers nest. Wouldn't that be a strange irony?

MissVerinder · 05/06/2011 21:45

I love MN especially lots because of all you bitches and cowbags. And that dog lady, wassername. I spend enough time IRL with a fake smile plastered all over my fecking face without having to do it online, thank you very much.

Am looking forward to said bumsex thread. (((((((hugs))))))))

glitterkitty · 05/06/2011 21:48

AIBU has a strange fascination, its like, I suppose, Bedlam was in The Olde Days... you go to laugh at the idiots- but it makes you feel a bit cheap and dirty afterwards. Its WRONG but... it feels so right.....

PacificDogwood · 05/06/2011 21:50

Never got the point of it anyway, tbh, and I like a good Black Hole (not a euphemism, astronomy nerd alert)

Grin
PurveyorOfBaloney · 05/06/2011 21:52

Right, I've made a start:
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/1230466-A-bit-of-bumsex-to-scare-off-the-huns

Over to you ...

scottishmummy · 05/06/2011 22:04

its all bluster from the hissy missy types.because someone had temerity to disagree with them

so naturally anyone whos not all ach hun, poor you is a bitch, mean girl and its nest of vipers

glitterkitty · 05/06/2011 22:16

will no-one think of the vipers

scottishmummy · 05/06/2011 22:19

its not like the ole days,used to be clever,witty and you knew everyone
now its all pram huns and bad syntax

PurveyorOfBaloney · 05/06/2011 22:30

'Cmon you lot. Screw your courage to the sticking place.

I've made a start on the campaign, suspicious silence from youse. You can't ALL have gone to bed surely Hmm

bibbitybobbityhat · 05/06/2011 22:37

"And I've just grumpily posted on another thread ticking the OP off for putting it in AIBU when it's NOT an AIBU. Which was exceedingly and unnecessarily petty of me I agree."

Yes, I like to post at least one response per day like that, TYV.

Together we will tidy this place up!

Whistle while you work, la la la la la la laaaa

OP posts:
glitterkitty · 05/06/2011 22:43

Derrrrrrr

BecauseImWorthIt · 05/06/2011 22:50

I would just like to say that I'm feeling the love for you all.

thumbwitch · 05/06/2011 23:40

hmm I don't think I could hide AIBU - I enjoy it too much! Although I have to hide some of them, they are just beyond ridiculous. And agree that the influx of the "ooo you are all so meeeeeaaaannnnn, why can't you all just play nicely and stop the Shock swearing because it's just not naice" huns ones is rather diluting the vitriolic norm of this place - I hope they stop soon. Again.

tomhardyismydh · 05/06/2011 23:57

why did I not find this thread earlier.

Iv been doing my fucking ironing as a result of a shit mn evening.

I even flounced on the gabby thread just to be argumentative and some bastard stole my feminist hating questioning thread and turned it in to a far less eloquent shambles than I managed on the original thread.

Iv answered a few inane questions. But seriously to resort to the ironing, that takes the piss.

bitoffun made me laugh tonight though so thank you. ((((hugs babe))))

BitOfFun · 06/06/2011 00:08

Your well cum babes!

montmartre · 06/06/2011 00:14

Phew... a safe haven at last!

I actually saw someone saying 'I done x, y, z' earlier Shock

Lowest Fucking Common Denominator...

Actually, I remember whorehammer Grin
'Twas a long-standing, crepey MN elder Wink that namechanged, wasn't it?

Longtalljosie · 06/06/2011 09:25

It'll calm down

Although I did feel a bit worried when there was on OP using 'lil' at random and no-one even mentioned it.

I mean, why would you do that? Do they get finger ache from typing the three extra letters?

LadyOfTheCuntryManor · 06/06/2011 09:36

Bupcakes- My love, everyone calls me a cunt behind my back to my face too. You, I can excuse, the "hunz" deserve to be lined up and pissed on.

OracleInaCoracle · 06/06/2011 09:49

can i stay here? im really fucked off with mn at the moment, its shit.

thumbwitch · 06/06/2011 11:08

everything all right lissie?

AmazingBouncingFerret · 06/06/2011 11:17

It's not an invasion.
It's a highly sophisticated infiltration.
They have lay low, sucking us in and then start with the huns and the lol's and the xxx

Trust no one.
CONSTANT VIGILANCE!