to be sick to death of the cries of oooo nooo don't be nasty chuff on here atm?

[bibbitybobbityhat]

No, I don't like it.

Yes, I would be willing to fuck off elsewhere.

Anyone got any ideas where I can go where the delicate flowers DON'T crumple when being told yes, actually, YABU?

(And Hully, don't you come on here telling me to feel the love, cos I will swing for you.)

Wooden with wee pixie bells, m2loo.

How did we move to sledging? I feel like I'm drunk.

Thanks Rock. I'm not socially inept. At least I don't think so, anyway.

You're all meeeeeeeeean, and I'm telling my mom.

oh,and i shan't grow up. shan't.

so there ner

i shall sled as long as i like.

m2loo

What the actual jeff?

I am trying to bring forth my inner hun and you have just made me sound like a motorway service station.

No one is inept

No one has a right to a wooden sledge.

No one should flounce because then this will just be NM mark 2.

We have to stand true

My dad is King Knog so stick that up yer chuff and smoke it.

Never heard of him.

My mum's got a film with someone called King Knob in. Is it him?

Do you really want to give birth to your inner hun, m2loo?

King Knog? Bloody hell, I'm scared now Bups

Chaos ouch. What the hell have I done? I wasn't me what was nasty.

The only solution is for us all to rise up and Start Threads, we need to lead by example. If the hun quotient gets too high all normal rules of MN will break down, and we'll be off to hell in a glitter infested ticker handcart.

We need a good ode to someones suffering pet
A bit of bumsex
Some cold hard feminism in _Chat
A random rant on curtain poles
A discussion on the subtle shade differences between 'Mouse whisper' and 'Dead pidgeon'

The only rule is you must avoid AIBU - the stinking fetid hole of MN. We could drive it into obscurity (and hopefully loose the worst of the pansy, simpering, lil-munchers while we're at it)

Let's show the huns how it's done

Not really, glitterkitty. I have got one needy, whinging, demanding delightful DD. One is enough.

And we would need another sled.

Rise up and Start Threads!

that actually made me laugh loudly

thank you

Errrr, yeah, King Knog that's what I said isn't it? He's King Kong's bigger, harder brother.

And they are getting their threads deleted when it goes wrong for them

What threads? Fucking hell. I go away for 3 days and all hell breaks loose and I miss blardy everything.

Where's Joni gone?

right, I'm considering turning the flounce into a massive thread starting campaign in "Chat", and hiding AIBatwat altogether....

Well m2Loo.

My dad's bugger than your dad and he'll put your mom in his ^special dungeon".

Double ner.

No returns.

Ahhh... just spent a while away from MN and coming back to this thread was like a big group hug I mean companionable bitch

Seriously guys - it's like coming home. I do feel the love bitchiness.

Heard that about your dad, Chaos.