TO SAY I have been doing serious stuff all morning NEED LIGHT RELIEF

[ScousyFogarty]

Sing a long

Aunty Mary had a canary up the leg of her drawers.

We,ve got chickens in our back yard,
we feed them on Indian corn

 Ones a bugger for Clucking the other

And giving the other the horn....

Richmond Hill....( Not Gabby Logans place)

Sweet lass on Richmond Hill
  forgot to take her pill
 Now she,s unfit to govern
  with a bun in the oven
Sweet lass on Richmond Hill     (end of olde English folk songs )                                   (

I have been rung about this by a mate. I had to tell him there are two Richmonds one in London and one in North Yorkshire

that is all

Have not we got any people witty enough to do verse. ? Wot a shame

This is the land of Shakespeare and John Bitchyman (but he was funny.)

You are fucking nuts lad.

Sorry Gabby head too stewed

VERA very limited word grasp. Night school available Good luck

Glitter? YOUR head is too stewed.? Booze in smaller quantities

I dont say this as a criticism, just as a statement of fact, in my opinion

There on some non-wordy people on Mumsnet who very easily get out of their "comfort zone" and turn to immature abuse. Why do you come on wordy sites if you dont do words? Just to dish out abuse?

Millions of people are not very good at writing; but most of them do something else; they are good at. Why not give it a try?

There was an old man named Scousy
Whose posts were often lousy
He wound people up
with his irrelevant guff
Do you get what I've done here now, see ?

ps Quite fond of you too though scousy

no no no no!

it goes

Aunty Mary
Had a Canary
Up her knickerleg
When she farted down it darted
But the bugger was dead!

< gavel >

are you referring to me, Gabby?

Or me

I don't do long wordy posts

Mary had a little lamb
She put it in a bucket
Everytime the lamb got out
The bulldog tried to.... put it back in again.

You're right, there are some posters on MN who need to improve their language and communication skills.

You can't win in an argument with Gabby.

Somebody will wade in and tell you he's a loveable old buffer in a cardigan who enriches MN, a kind of national treasure.

Best to leave it

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Oh God not Terry's cock.

OMG is Gabby Terry ?!

FINALLY Last nights PANORAMA irrelevant according toyou?

Vulnerable disability claimant dont matter according to you?

What kind of non human being are you?

Finally....I am sure you are fond of me. But you seem to have a complex as big as a pregant elephant.
Its easy to win a argument with me.....just devellop debating skills. And get yourself a Social conscience. (Top shelf marks and spencers)

But this thread is about Aunt Mary and a canary. Where does Panorama come into it ? I don't mind debating at all but how can I debate about limericks ?

how much bigger is a pregnant elephant compared to a non pregnant one?
will the elephant develop a complex?

Sorry, wasn't aware Stuart Rose did social conscience.

I like the LAMB verse by Gliiter

HONEYDRAGON....look, if the elephant is "In the room". as they say; and is already pregnant the family will certainly develop a complex....Especial;lyif it is a smal room.

Glitter. Stewart Lee does jokey conscience, (He was hilarious on Wednesday)