TO SAY I have been doing serious stuff all morning NEED LIGHT RELIEF

[ScousyFogarty]

Sing a long

Aunty Mary had a canary up the leg of her drawers.

We,ve got chickens in our back yard,
we feed them on Indian corn

 Ones a bugger for Clucking the other

And giving the other the horn....

Richmond Hill....( Not Gabby Logans place)

Sweet lass on Richmond Hill
  forgot to take her pill
 Now she,s unfit to govern
  with a bun in the oven
Sweet lass on Richmond Hill     (end of olde English folk songs )                                   (

She stood on the bridge at midnight
Her lips were all a-quiver
She gave a cough, her leg fell off,
And floated down the river.

That's the best my addled brain can remember today.

I think it goes: Aunty Mary had a canary
Up the leg of her drawers.
When she farted,
It departed,
To a round of applause.