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To not allow DP to do this to me?

114 replies

IsThisReallyok01 · 27/05/2011 20:48

Am regular but have name changed as very embarrassed.

DP is a lovely guy and we have been together for a long time. We have always had great sex life and I like to think I am quite liberal.

However, recently, he only seems to be able to ejaculate if I allow him to do it over my face? I am uncomfortable with it. I think it's a bit weird. He says it's horny.

Is this a thing? AIBU?

OP posts:
AnyFucker · 28/05/2011 21:45

molly....is that a good thing, or a bad thing ? Grin

ratspeaker · 28/05/2011 21:55

I was crying with laughter reaing this
It was the goggles and snorkel that got me

DH was curious so I explained the thread, she could try an umberella was his suggestion

Tambern · 28/05/2011 21:56

Or maybe a gas-mask. If that doesn't put him off nothing will

Mollydollydoll · 28/05/2011 22:11

Anyfucker it's a very good thing. It's priceless :)

Mollydollydoll · 28/05/2011 22:14

It's also a hair thing too why would you want it I'm your face knowing my DP he'd miss and it would go in my hair. Just like something about Mary. I think once it had dried in it would be like cement.

SuperheroYuki · 28/05/2011 22:46

compromise with boobs? He's kind of in the same place so feels the same-ish but it can be redirected, the hair/eyes thing is just a frickin nightmare... If you do get it in your eyes do use optrex 'cos you can get REALLY nasty eye infections! I wouldn't worry about it being 'weird' though, I really don't think it is imho

BeerTricksPotter · 28/05/2011 22:57

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SunshineisSorry · 28/05/2011 23:14

Beertrickspotter - the thought of being an "object" for spunk to be fired at is quite an erotic one for me, i quite like that - you know, the whole feeling dirty and naughty thing, or is that just me? It has its place, i like it, its not the norm, but sometimes DP and i engage in "that sort of thing". If i were the OP i would find it a little boring though if it were every time, but i would take the opportunity to experiment and find other ways for her DP to cum as its a bit repetitive and boring for him at the end of the day too. and at the begning of the day, wehnever they decide to do the do. hic

WeirdAcronymNotKnown · 29/05/2011 08:47

SunshineisSorry - same here. I kind of like the 'object' aspect of it. DH is so respectful of me in all ways, we are very much equals including in the bedroom, so for him to be 'in charge' like that now and again is incredibly sexy.

I wouldn't worry about having missed 'nasal fisting' though. Gets pretty messy if you have a cold.

SunshineisSorry · 29/05/2011 09:10

oh i dont know weird, you would think the extra lube would be useful Wink

JessicaDrew · 31/05/2011 09:04

any one know where you can get those face strap ons?? Envy

Albondigas · 11/05/2019 12:27

Interesting to hear how many of you think it’s to do with ownership or to degrade. Asked my girlfriend if I could and she was so offended. I pleaded for forgiveness. A while later after having loving sex I pulled out as we weren’t using contraception and I came all over her tummy but it reached her face. She was very excited by this and now asks me to do it.

romany4 · 11/05/2019 12:35

No no no.
I find this disgusting.
Would he like it if you squirted all over his face?

Fiveredbricks · 11/05/2019 12:39

OMG THIS THREAD IS 8YRS OLD. Her DH is probably dead or an ex by now, ffs.

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