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AIBU?

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Original poster

To not allow DP to do this to me?

114 replies

IsThisReallyok01 · 27/05/2011 20:48

Am regular but have name changed as very embarrassed.

DP is a lovely guy and we have been together for a long time. We have always had great sex life and I like to think I am quite liberal.

However, recently, he only seems to be able to ejaculate if I allow him to do it over my face? I am uncomfortable with it. I think it's a bit weird. He says it's horny.

Is this a thing? AIBU?

OP posts:
BobbaFettBountyHunter · 27/05/2011 21:08

He told you it was the only way he could ejaculate...and you believed him?
snort

BobbaFettBountyHunter · 27/05/2011 21:09

And definately watching porn. It'll be anal next....

Thingumy · 27/05/2011 21:09

spunk up your nose is never a hot look imo

Yes it's probably best you discuss it with him rather than listen to a load of 'leave him,he's obviously addicted to porn'

Original poster
IsThisReallyok01 · 27/05/2011 21:11

He does like me to keep my eyes open but my reaction at the crucial moment is to shut them Blush

OP posts:
Jennytailia · 27/05/2011 21:12

But.... What do you get in return???

This would be the deal breaker for me

BobbaFettBountyHunter · 27/05/2011 21:13

May I suggest googles OP?

GypsyMoth · 27/05/2011 21:13

googles

SunshineisSorry · 27/05/2011 21:14

a deal breaker? really? maybe he spends hours lapping away between her legs, maybe its only polite to give him something that he wants ;)

TakeMeDrunkImHome · 27/05/2011 21:16

A nice pair of swimming goggles should fix you up a treat. Oh and don't let it get in your eye or you will have an EYE BABY. ffs.

ledkr · 27/05/2011 21:20

I prefer Elizabeth Arden or Lancome myself.

Original poster
IsThisReallyok01 · 27/05/2011 21:23

I will speak to him tonight when he gets home. He's been away at a conference for a few days.

OP posts:
SunshineisSorry · 27/05/2011 21:32

oh my god - he is going to be bursting, i suggest a rain mac!!

280169 · 27/05/2011 21:35

agree with shiney

LostMyIdentityAlongTheWay · 27/05/2011 21:37

Um. Definitely a porn thing. I really like watching porn actually, and the number of women who seem to love to stop at the crucial moment and kneel, waiting for him to come all over their face. LIke - yeah, that's what all women want? Not.

Hang on. Does that mean porn isn't based on real sex lives? Wow. Who knew?

You need to tell him to stop being such a kinky fucker and realise that there's porn sex and there's real sex.

Mumswang · 27/05/2011 21:43

I got sone in my eye once and it was red and weepy for days. Im shit at making stuff up and When anyone said 'what's wrong with your eye' i kept nearly blurting out the truth. No one wants to hear that from their friend / colleague

Mumswang · 27/05/2011 21:44

^ ha ha eye baby. Brilliant Grin

izzywhizzyletsgetbusy · 27/05/2011 21:55

A rubber sheet for the bed, goggles and shower cap for you - and maybe add to the glamour with a snorkel and flippers?

Seriously, unless this a fad engendered by some porn he's watched, it could be that if this is the only way he can ejaculate he has a sexual fetish.

If you're happy to go along with it, fine - as long as you get to sit on his face whenever you're in need of an orgasm sans penetrative sex.

heleninahandcart · 27/05/2011 21:58

Eyes open? yep, you'll be reaching for those swimming goggles in no time. Just google c-monmyglasses or some such if you want to up his game. The ideal solution for those pesky cum in the eye moments...

Get some advanced tips
A mask and snorkel should do it...
He will feel inadequate
Never want to try again
Job done Grin

OnlyWantsOne · 27/05/2011 21:59

I am genuinely drunk Lol'ing at the "warning bells" and "what do you get in return" type posts.

He's your sexual partner. It gives him the horn. Enjoy it. You'd be much more pissed off if he was sticking it in another womans eye. Jump on woman and be freeeeeeeeeeee

BitOfFun · 27/05/2011 22:01

You are very brave to post this tonight after days of trolling sex threads. I admire your spunk.

PinotGrigiosKittens · 27/05/2011 22:03

arf at OWO "Jump on woman be and be freeeeeeeeeeeeee"

OnlyWantsOne · 27/05/2011 22:03

Is it salty BOF?

PinotGrigiosKittens · 27/05/2011 22:03

BOF which threads have been trolly?

Tambern · 27/05/2011 22:04

OnlyWantsOne if it makes her feel uncomfortable, then bugger it giving him the horn. If she turned up waving a strapon and told him it was the only way she could come, but he didn't want to participate, it wouldn't make him unreasonable to say 'hang on, this isn't my thing.'

RockStockandTwoOpenBottles · 27/05/2011 22:04

Brilliant use of wordage BOF Grin