To not allow DP to do this to me?

[IsThisReallyok01]

Am regular but have name changed as very embarrassed.

DP is a lovely guy and we have been together for a long time. We have always had great sex life and I like to think I am quite liberal.

However, recently, he only seems to be able to ejaculate if I allow him to do it over my face? I am uncomfortable with it. I think it's a bit weird. He says it's horny.

Is this a thing? AIBU?

In fact (sorry for double post) there's your answer OP

Wave a strapon in his face and tell him exactly that. It can be your little deal

Poor Fucking blokes. Get moaned about if they want sex too often. Get moaned at if they aren't satisfying you, too kinky, too vanilla.

Guess what. He is your fucking shag partner. If it ain't doing it for you. Do it for yourself. Sort it. Bloody hell.

OWO I reckon she should make him finish off in the corner facing the wall and drooping sadly.

That way she can have the bed.

Stings like a bugger if you get it in your eyes. Allegedly.

Tell him to wipe his knob on the curtains when he's done.

He needs a wanking sock. Obviously the poor bloke is in lack of a wanking sock.

Nooooo not the curtains, then they'd go all hard. So to speak. He can use his own manky t-shirt.

Or a posh wank

Alternatively OP there is a reccesion on you know. Waste not want not.

As long as it doesn't go in your eye and isn't every single time, I don't think it is an issue.

I would let him do it every once in a while as a treat and for his enjoyment.

I hope he is curteous enough to do certain things you like for you too IYSWIM If not then I wouldn't do it, simples.

But if you are really not comfortable with it, don't do it.

The special alternative to that Clinique laser-focus. Ask him if he wants the man-pack version. Besides 8 calories is not to be sniffed at.

Just insist on a lengthy snog immediately after

If you're uncomfortable with it then tell him, I take it he hasn't had trouble with coming before ? I hate the whole 'oh I can only do x, if you do y'

Personally it stings to buggery if I get it anyway near my face and end up with red cheeks for days, so not worth it for me

Erm no, I don't see the point of this, a little bit too much like a cat marking territory, more than a little bit wrong. Reminds me of a bit in a Christopher Brookmyre book where the virgin bloke had only seen porn and tried to come on his partners tits.

Eye Baby. Arf Arf

your face, your choice

Dh just said "and she believes him?"

Just give it a slap at the crucial moment, that might reset his fantasy a bit.

'Your face your choice'. Priceless

FN, I nicked it off that wank thread about somebody fishing for anal sex experiences

I think it was ApocolypseCheeseToastyThingy who piped up with "your arse, your choice"

I thought it worked here, too

On another thread (bumsex) it was "my arse, my rules) :o

this is reminiscent of a "i can't give good head" thread a while ago. There was a lot of "leave him, leave him now!" on that thread.

Interesting.

He is all porn-ed up, how you feeling about that? Your face=his spunk target. Sounds like you dislike it. It is a very domineering posturing sort of sex act, are you into that? Some people are, which is cool. Just saying.

I'm not acksherley sure I believe the OP anyway. I think it was a Friday night boredom wind-up.

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