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AIBU?

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To not allow DP to do this to me?

114 replies

IsThisReallyok01 · 27/05/2011 20:48

Am regular but have name changed as very embarrassed.

DP is a lovely guy and we have been together for a long time. We have always had great sex life and I like to think I am quite liberal.

However, recently, he only seems to be able to ejaculate if I allow him to do it over my face? I am uncomfortable with it. I think it's a bit weird. He says it's horny.

Is this a thing? AIBU?

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Reality · 28/05/2011 14:42

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Al0uiseG · 28/05/2011 14:43

On NetMums?

AnyFucker · 28/05/2011 14:43

oh, yeah, AlouiseG

I got it slightly wrong, but you get me drift Grin

FellatioNelson · 28/05/2011 14:44

Well let's face it the midwife has a good go, doesn't she, so you may as well cut out the middle man. Grin

Plus I imagine it's good for limbering your fanny up a bit. Lessens the risk of stitches.

HalfPastWine · 28/05/2011 14:45

Reality sick but funny Grin

AnyFucker · 28/05/2011 14:45

I think you should Reality

Al0uiseG · 28/05/2011 14:45

It's probably very good for you if you use almond oil and factor in a perineum massage. 2 birds 1 stone :o

Reality · 28/05/2011 14:48

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Al0uiseG · 28/05/2011 14:51

I dare you to post it on NetHuns though, witha ticker to indicate depth achieved :o

cannydoit · 28/05/2011 14:56

its happened to me a couple of times of late, its been more funny than uncomfortable. its been accidental, but even if its not dont really see your problem. but if its all the time then perhaps yes a bit of a problem.

TheSecondComing · 28/05/2011 15:01

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WeirdAcronymNotKnown · 28/05/2011 15:03

Ahahaha at this thread :o

personally I don't see the problem with a, erm, facial! And no my DH doesn't use porn. I think it was me who first suggested it actually

anyhoo if he's only able to do it on your face (seriously? not even in your fanjo as evolution God intended it?) then that's something of an issue, no? Hmm

but yeah. your face/arse/boobs/ear/nostril - your choice.

Malificence · 28/05/2011 16:23

Tell him that coming on your feet and watching him lick it off is what really does it for you. Wink
You could always ban him from ejaculating at all for a week or two, that way he won't care where it goes when he's ready to pop.

I don't get the face/boobs thing at all , surely it interrupts the moment somewhat?

AnyFucker · 28/05/2011 17:04

yeah, I think some fucking pornified weirdos people do vag fisting too

AnyFucker · 28/05/2011 17:05

...injuring themselves irrevocably in the process

FellatioNelson · 28/05/2011 17:50

I might try nasal fisting. Hmm

I like to be original.

AnyFucker · 28/05/2011 18:48

lughole fisting

it could be a new porn niche

Lilka · 28/05/2011 19:34

All has been said. If you want to do it, fine. Otherwise refuse

If he pushes it, you could suggest that he might like to try smearing what comes out of you, on his face?

Grin at nasal fisting!!

northernrock · 28/05/2011 20:03

Um. Is he the only one coming in this scenario? Bit selfish I reckon.
Sounds messy anyway

SunshineisSorry · 28/05/2011 20:35

Why why WHY do i always miss the good bits :-/ I come back to mumsnet thinking i'll cheer myself up with a good ol friday night bumsex thread, and i miss nasal fisting Hmm

Mollydollydoll · 28/05/2011 20:51

Don't mind it on my boobs buty face is a no no.
I remember many years ago my big sister who was giving her boyfriend a blowjob asked him to not cum into her mouth. He did not but sadly came in her eye and her eye became infected plus a visit to a&e.
Try explaining that to Ma and Pa :)

PfftTheMagicDragon · 28/05/2011 20:54

Do it if you want to, tell him no if it turns you off.

BUT FOR GOD'S SAKE CLOSE YOUR EYES

Mollydollydoll · 28/05/2011 21:10

Vag fisting yuk yuk yuk
Who in their right minds would do that? Next it will be anal fisting. Some strange folks out there so glad I'm normalish (whatever that is)

Mollydollydoll · 28/05/2011 21:12

And anyfucker stop it I'm spitting decent wine over my lappy top with your comments.

jellyvodkas · 28/05/2011 21:24

in the face?? to me thats horrible... not for me im afraid !!