To PISS myself laughing that Cheryl Cole has been axed from american x-factor

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and stop saying she lost her job, its not a job, doing an impression of a woodland creature with a hurt paw and nice hair is not a job

I can't believe that people really count this as someone's misfortune. Seriously.

This isn't a job in the sense that you or I apply for a job and are then gutted if it doesn't work out. People like CCheryl cole are employed for their talent/looks/image and they know full well that every job is done on borrowed time and that when your face no longer fits you go off down the road.

Any one of these plastic jobs in the public eye is just temporary, and they all know that.

She'll make money out of the headlines; some sad suckers will buy her album (because we'll no doubt be exposed to her music on the news/celeb gossip shows), and she will move on.

That is the life as a mindless celeb.

I reckon Dannii will be back at the eleventh hour too. Hopefully

"...and stop saying she lost her job, its not a job, doing an impression of a woodland creature with a hurt paw and nice hair is not a job..."

Had it on good authority from someone who used to work in the industry and now works with DH thst she (allegedly) is a completely obnoxious rude bitch

There's a rash of cunts on this thread now . Collective noun? A growl of cunts?

I hope you mean our names and not personalities

She IS an obnoxious, rude bitch. The way she treated SEX GOD Wagner last year proves it. I don't need inside info' to tell me that!

As is Sharon osbourne, allegedly

Cap fits and all Fanjo......

No, I did mean the names.

Sharon Osbourne taught Hitler how to be a cunt.

Maybe Cheryl just hasn't found her 'nitch' over there and hasn't learnt the 'special' way to clap like a three year old aka Paula Abdul special!

The funniest thing I ever read was that uma thurman is so obnoxious that when she calls her agency they say 'it's The Cunt on the phone'

I was so looking forward to watching X Factor this year. Fingers crossed they don't let her back on the UKXF. I got fed up of her saying the same tired old cliches over and over again.

Talusia or whatever her name is was replacing Danni wasn't she so there will be no change for her if Cheryl comes back.

Arf, Arf.

But Uma is beryootifull so she can be Mrs Cuntychops, if she likes...

Cheryl cliches:

*Yerse a little star in the making!
*Yer've dun us prood tee-neet!

Ah fuck it. Can't be arsed to think of any more :(

Your woodland creature comment has given me a well needed giggle, Belovedcunt, thankyou.

This was so obviously staged.

They already had Nicole Sher......(Sorry can't remember her name) lined up as a co-host. Simon's publicity stunts for his own programmes are getting a little tired now.

I must admit I had a distinct attack of schadenfreude when I heard this.

She's a nasty piece of work who should have been sacked from Girls Aloud when she attacked the toilet attendant.

MrsCuntyChops would be a great handle

I very much doubt it had anything to do with Simon C failing to get in her knickers - now Ashley's perhaps

Fail to feel sorry for her - suspect all big Simon Cowell publicity stunt and she's been played.

And she doesn't have good legs - very pretty of course but not good legs. [bitchy]

i was surprised they pretended to choose her in the first place. who the hell would the americans think she is? plus she's vile, eg her assault conviction.

Love BelovedCunt's post: "and stop saying she lost her job, its not a job, doing an impression of a woodland creature with a hurt paw and nice hair is not a job" . exactly.

I'm crying laughing at Gapants' WillIAm wisecrack

Cant sing cant dance can`t keep a man, what Can she do besides banking millions?

I hope she doesn't come back to the UK X Factor. She has got a bit above herself. I also don't understand how she managed to get a work visa when she's got a criminal record, shouldn't be able to visit the US of A, never mind work there.