To PISS myself laughing that Cheryl Cole has been axed from american x-factor

[DaisyGoneCrazy]

it was ment to be a light hearted thread sorry to anyone i offended...i was at compairing this to laughing at people with disabilities

Daisy-it IS a lighthearted thread

Don't worry, some po facers around atm

all you need to know about Sonia, Britain's sweetheart

Theres a bit of a downer on women in the news on here today, isn't there? Cheryl, Adele, Gwynneth...

Not you Daisy, Im sniggering somewhat too! She was so smug on the british version and I havent forgotten how rude she was to Lily Allen either!

Who is being mean about Adele? Who?!

I'd never consider being a geordie as being a disability but if you sacked an asian or chinese person because of their accent it wouldn't be a laughing matter.

Can't stand the women though and don't watch the programme so don't really care.

ffs, she was meant to be fronting a show that loves exploiting the vulnerable and ahving a good laugh at the deluded who think they can sing. therefore yes i will have agood laugh at her misfortune, if it is good enough for the contestants its good enough for her. hoisted by her own petard.

Maybe there's a special sort of retirement home she can go for ex- slebs with either no talent/ incurable naffness, along with Gina G, Sonia, Kelly Brook, Chesney Hawkes, Tiffany, Rick Astley, David Van Day, Westlife, Ronan Keating and Yvette Fielding.

Because she's worth it!

I suppose she did slap someone for not giving her a free lollipop...

aft @ retirement village - i think it is called 'hole in the wall'

Or Dont Scare The Hare!

To be po-faced fer a minute, I can't believe they've invented yet another thing for women to hate about their bodies. Cankles, people? Really? I can't even see them.

And I thought you meant she'd got an incurable STI...

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isn't it more likely she was given the boot because her conviction is not just an assault, it was a racist assault? And Nicole is very beautiful, where Chezza is......Chezza.

Bit mean op.........passes incontinence pads...

Poor tulisa (n-dubbz) I feel sorry for, bet she'll be pushed out so 'our chez' can come back.

That Cankles story is just mean. She's very slender to begin with. Talk about putting more pressure on her.

I heard them talking about her "cankles" on Daybreak. Adrien Chiles was saying "she's gorgeous, dunno what you lot are on about", but the others seemed to be enjoying having something negative to construe about her. Why are women so negative about each other like that? Surely it should be sisters together?

this morning on the papers it said Homesick Cheryl quit X Factor then o hte news at dinner time it was Cheryl axed because of her accent.

But yet Steve Jones is welsh and he'll be hosting it!

TechLovingDad I completely agree. Women are each others worst enemy (as well as their own).

Where is UQD, does he still 'do' Chezza? That's the only way to get the true picture.

I fear I have cankles.

YANBU. I just hope it's not one of those rubbish stunts they do just to create headlines, where they sack somebody and then say it was all a big mistake and bring them back again.

Because that way we will just be seeing more of her, not less, when the "Cheryl's back!" frenzy starts.

ajandjjmum and Ooopsadaisy sorry, I know it's mean to be pleased when somebody has lost their job but it's not just somebody, it's Cheryl Cole, most annoying woman on the planet and there is no off button where she is concerned, she's everywhere!

It would almost be worth watching American X Factor now just so I can not watch here on it. I had no intentions of watching it before but if it's now a guarenteed Cheryl free zone it might be worth it.

"Was the whole thing a MASSIVE set-up from the off, with Cowell always planning to bring her back for the British one to a backdrop of Coldplay singing "Fix You"???"

Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Oh Cripes. Just read the "sisters together" billy bollocks.

Newsflash people: It is OK to not like other women. You do NOT, I repeat do NOT have to like all women just because YOU happen to be a woman.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFS.