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to think the saying " as dry as a nun's cunt" is funny and not offensive???

190 replies

Casey76 · 24/05/2011 21:17

Well...it all started when my old hag older collegue told us that she hasn't had sex for a while because since going through menopause she is "as dry as a nuns cunt"...I laughed and too be honest because of my childish sense of humour I have been sniggering all day...However another very annoyingsensitive collegue was horrified and has since grassed on reported the older one to our boss!!!
How mean is that? Too be as dry as a nuns cunt and then too get into trouble about it....what's with the world today? when did everyone become so sensitive?

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AnyFucker · 24/05/2011 22:29

or I put it in the glass of water beside the bed, with my dentures

what with being an old menopausal nun 'n' that

ginhag · 24/05/2011 22:30

Grin you are one classy ol' highly religious lady.

Casey76 · 24/05/2011 22:30

Is that why it has teeth marks on it???

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NellieForbush · 24/05/2011 22:31

Because Christians can laugh at themselves.

Casey76 · 24/05/2011 22:32

Well I feel sorry for my collegue and will take her and her dry cunt out for a drink ...

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nenevomito · 24/05/2011 22:33

Sorry OP. I read the title of the thread followed immediately by your last comment.

It certainly put an interesting slant on things.

nenevomito · 24/05/2011 22:33

the teeth marks commment btw.
Good to know you're taking it out for a drink if its a bit dry.

Lambrini? Grin

Borisneedsahaircut · 24/05/2011 22:34

Not sure how many nuns would be amused!

ginhag · 24/05/2011 22:34

Casey the truth of it is that you are just a bit excited that you can say 'cunt' on MN without your post getting deleted, yes?

NellieForbush · 24/05/2011 22:36

What you don't think nuns use the expression? Wink

nenevomito · 24/05/2011 22:37

Not sure how many nuns would be amused!

Yes, and its just one of those areas where it would be rather difficult to gather that information in a tactful and diplomatic way.

LadyOfTheManor · 24/05/2011 22:38

Not as much as a kicking as you were moaning about...!

ginhag · 24/05/2011 22:39

Yes I was expecting blood and snot and everything.

Casey76 · 24/05/2011 22:40

Awww sorry ladies...will try harder next time
You pair of ol' cunts wanted a ringside seat did you?

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Borisneedsahaircut · 24/05/2011 22:40

No, I think Nuns probably have better things to talk about than giggle like a teenager at something like that! Grin

Casey76 · 24/05/2011 22:41

I have snotted a few times ginhag if that helps...

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Casey76 · 24/05/2011 22:42

How do you know Boris been fiddling with a few? Maybe they enjoy a good fiddle and giggle..who knows???

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LadyOfTheManor · 24/05/2011 22:43

Casey, the word cunt is allowed here. That doesn't mean you need to put it into EVERY sentence!

Borisneedsahaircut · 24/05/2011 22:44

Not that way inclined Casey - maybe it struck a tender spot with you though?

proudfoot · 24/05/2011 22:45

I would not bother to report it but don't find it funny. It's a stupid comment/phrase and I would cringe if a workmate said it.

galletti · 24/05/2011 22:46

I wouldn't report it, but find it offensive, both for the use of the c word (don't like how this word seems to be becoming more commonplace) and the phrasing.

Casey76 · 24/05/2011 22:47

Yes I do LOTM until novelty wears off...then I may move onto something else!!!! But for now CUNT OFF!!!

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Casey76 · 24/05/2011 22:49

Struck a tender spot with me Boris???

What did? You fiddling and giggling with nuns? Nope not all...strangly.

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madonnawhore · 24/05/2011 22:50

Casey76, yes I absolutely cunting well did :o

Borisneedsahaircut · 24/05/2011 22:50

Really are a classy woman!
Have you been reading the class thread and feeling a bit depressed about it all?