to wonder why there is another thread on netmums saying how bitchy mumsnet is???

[Casey76]

awwwwwwwwwww you naughty lot!!!!!

You have offended the netmummies again!!!

Maybe they should have "I'm also a netmum" next to their name then when they post you can all be super duper nice to them...

You 'orrible lot!!!

Special Brew? Get ye self back to NM's. It's snakebite all the way 'ere!

You know, if 'Alright B' has her head that far up her arse, I can diagnose that in in seconds. She has a condition known as 'Goatse'. A rather horrific condition that requires actual medical help and should NEVER be Googled.

rofl at "baby jesus is crying"

there is a childlike quality to NM imo - if that's bitchy then so be it - but it IS childlike. My 11yo cousin and her friends talk like NMers.

And all this "You Will Be SUPPORTIVE" crap is dreadful too. It does my head in like being forced to wear a fucking tutu. If they have an equivalent of MN Towers it should be call the Bureau For Unsupportive Activities. Hun.

I am "Alright Babes"

They think I'm a man. Ha ha ha ha a man with one testicle. Unless of course they're joking in their ill educated ways, which they may be; in which case I don't understand.

Aarrghhh my eyes!! Damn you Sephrenia! AS soon as I saw it I scrunched my eyes shut but then had to open them again to actually close the filthy huge arsehole page!! I'll never be the same again.

Lady Of The Manor - are you Alright B over there at the mo - you're making a complete tit of yourself and not coming over as clever or funny as you think you are (why am i not surprised?).

Oh dear, they are trying and failing at least.

No, that isn't me.

Sorry hun, wrong person

It Is Actually Quite Hard To Type Like That All The Time, Fast Replies Are Not Easy.

How Can This Come Naturally?

And Still Miss Out Punctuation?

Bloody hell.

Ohhhh LOTM you use the c word I hope it isn't deleted anytime soon!

Ah ha ha ha! Oh no! My NM account will be deleted after about 12 posts! Crikey, I must alert the church elders.

3 Hail Marys and 4 Hello Dollys should do it

How you done that then Lady...did you get past the filter...did you put

C u nxt week or something....I often do text that to my boss..which gives me childish pleasure

OMG I actually was going to come over to the dark side of this site but you all seem like a load of sad fucking bitches who need a good shag!

Beertricks, aww fanx babez xxxxxxxx

I can't read the whole thread... But this thread about the thread on NM has generated a thread on NM about this thread. If you see what I mean.

Ahem:

www.netmums.com/coffeehouse/general-coffeehouse-chat-514/coffee-lounge-18/578718-omg-mumsnet-b-y-what-2.html

Sorry if this is old news. I'm attempting to cook a mackarel and don't have time to scroll through.

My keyboard smells of fish now

The filter is very easy to bypass without resorting to spaces etc.

I always need a good shag!

You use "OMG". We all know where you belong. Off you trot. Don't forget your Heat magazine.

Hahahahaha I just realised they starred out the word 'bitchy'.

Precious.

You offering Sweetness?