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... to think that because I can't see a new IPOAT thread I should start one myself?

1011 replies

PrincessFiorimonde · 17/05/2011 20:36

Especially as I want to wish CheerfulYank a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY for today. Hope you are having a lovely day.

And here is the patron saint of IPOAT playing Happy Birthday To CY!

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PenguinArmy · 12/06/2011 22:03

now I fancy a flake or a puff pastry product. Flaky and unstable describes some of the work I was climbing the other day actually, twas interesting at times.

Maybe that means our foundation is a wall and everything is on it's side

Honeydragon · 12/06/2011 22:19

Since my last post I have made chocolate crispy cakes. For the dc's lunchbox of course. I am just waiting for them to cool to test them Grin

I think though flakes are definitely not allowed. Flake consumption would definitely have Hully worried about the state of our immortal souls Wink and the state of our character wanton hussies

PenguinArmy · 12/06/2011 22:25

well if our souls are immortal what does it matter, there's plenty of time to fix them like that will ever happen

Honeydragon · 12/06/2011 22:39

Logic rules! Nicely put.

Hullygully · 13/06/2011 08:58

Less saturated fat and more prayer, gels.

Honeydragon · 13/06/2011 09:16

Well technically I don't actually put any chocolate in my chocolate crispies so can I still have them?

minimammoth · 13/06/2011 12:12

Has chocolate been discovered then?

Pagwatch · 13/06/2011 12:17

I am praying for cupcakes. Is that bad?

Hullygully · 13/06/2011 12:22

Oh very well, let us ask Perkins to ask cook if she can whip up something with the excess millet and that last jar of prunes. How indulgent you all are. I have had nothing this past week but a handful of blackberries and that lovely grilled grass.

Honeydragon · 13/06/2011 12:37

I am planning to bake cappuccino cupcakes for myself and chocolate for the dc's later

minimammoth · 13/06/2011 14:17

Do the cup cakes need their souls saving? I will pray for them too, poor dear things.

fiderer · 14/06/2011 07:04

Like prunes and blackberries.
Not sure about millet and grass.
Don't like cake or chocolate.

Virtuous look rather spoiled by blackberry-stained face and hands and pips in teeth.

Riveninside · 14/06/2011 16:24

Adies, ladies, i see harmful practices are creeping in. Sister Whitloe shall see to your souls and says you must start by using hexidecimal in everyday life. Then surelynthe dashing gentlemen andntheir cupcakes will not distract you.

Umami · 14/06/2011 18:49

My dear gels, I am communicating with you direct from one of these new-fangled railway trains!

Hullygully · 14/06/2011 21:58

A railway car! Forsooth and privy whatever may that be?

PenguinArmy · 15/06/2011 05:11

You want Eastern European trains. They were great

I have some tingly sour products visiting my mouth

Hullygully · 15/06/2011 07:50

Eastern Europe? Speak you of yon Hapsburg Empire perchance?

fiderer · 15/06/2011 11:12

I strongly advise you to speak with the steward and ensure that you are seated alone in the Dining Car. Tis well known that strange foreign gentlemen of dubious repute will endeavour to ensnare young gels into most dubious activities.
Beware any male with a moustache.
Have you no chaperone?

Hullygully · 15/06/2011 11:42

The Widow is "fast" I'm afraid, Miss Fiderer. She says fie to convention and gets her a husband at least once a year

fiderer · 15/06/2011 11:47

Why then, she must have had a hell of a ride journey.

"Fie" is a short word and a short ride to being a social pariah. Does she have No Shame?

PenguinArmy · 15/06/2011 19:37

I sold my chaperone Blush

Umami · 15/06/2011 20:25

I Have No Shame. I wear bloomers and smoke cigars.

Hullygully · 15/06/2011 20:54

Widow, you are a brave woman, how well you hide your sadness at the unfortunate loss of your 27 husbands. But we know your bloomers and cigars mask a hideous gaping emptiness in your very soul

Miss Penguin-Mae you must needs bake and pray in restitution.

Hullygully · 15/06/2011 20:55

(whoops went all southern then. So many eras..)

PenguinArmy · 15/06/2011 20:58

Do I have to return the goats I brought with the money?

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