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I recently saw the most PECULIAR thing...

428 replies

BlooferLady · 15/05/2011 21:52

I saw the oddest thing the other day and can't stop thinking about what in the name of all that's holy and precious was going on. AIBU to ask you what you think, so I can get some sleep?

I was waiting for someone outside the British Library on Euston Rd. Beside me a casually dressed man was making a placating phone call, and anxiously watching the road. He was holding a clipboard and a small white envelope, and carrying an ordinary blue cool-box, such as you might use for a picnic.

Eventually a flustered looking couple turned up. They were both in their early 40s, and looked fairly well-to-do. They were obviously rather anxious, possibly because they were late, and relieved to see Clipboard Man. I couldn't hear what they were saying no matter how hard I tried, but I could see Clipboard Man being sort of authoritative and reassuring. He kept gesturing to the cool-box, and handed over the envelope with some ceremony. The woman said nothing, only continued to look rather anxious.

Clipboard Man then hailed a cab. The man in the couple protested mildly, but the other man said something along the lines of it all being sorted and paid for, and ushered the woman in. She sat on the edge of the seat clutching the white envelope. Clipboard man leaned into the cab to give the driver instructions, and had what looked like a reassuring and authoritative word with the man. The man patted Clipboard Man's shoulder once or twice in a gesture that looked sort of grateful, in a business-like fashion, then got into the cab next to his partner. Clipboard Man then put the cool-box onto the floor of the cab, slammed the door, had one last brisk word with the driver, and waved the cab off.

He then made one or two notes on the clipboard, and hurried back along the Euston Rd without looking back.

WTF was that all about then?! I damn nearly ran after Clipboard Man to ask, but thought if there was owt dodgy going on I might be found strung up by piano wire somewhere...

OP posts:
Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 23:06

Night all

NimpyWindowmash · 16/05/2011 23:26

Just showed thread to DH. He says he smelt sperm on the northern line this evening on the way home. Coincidence? I doubt it.

Punkatheart · 16/05/2011 23:27

Strangely enough Mr Clooney is actually in the UK, filming. So suddenly this all looks feasible again!

laundrylover · 16/05/2011 23:28

Look how late you've made me stay up you naughty ladies!

I took an injured hedgehog to the vets in a coolbox recently so I imagine it was simply a straightforward wildlife incident.

All solved so need for us all to convene at the Library after all. Phew, now I can go to bedSmile.

laundrylover · 16/05/2011 23:31

If you can't smell sperm on the Northern line you know it's been a quiet weekend though....I would guess that all the young things were at home watching Eurovision instead of shagging on a tube train. That's what they're like these days I hearSad.

Punkatheart · 16/05/2011 23:44

I have a horrible story about sperm and travelling on the tube - that happened to me when I was a student....I'll save it for another day....

Samjam10 · 16/05/2011 23:48

Oh, no, don't, Punkatheart! I really am still awake and want to know!! Grin

Samjam10 · 16/05/2011 23:49

I'll tell my terrible - thing - that - happened - in - Paris story if you do yours!

LittlePushka · 16/05/2011 23:54

Sperm smells...???

laundrylover · 16/05/2011 23:56

Yes..it smells of sperm. How do you not know this???

LittlePushka · 16/05/2011 23:58

never had it near my nostrils. Of what doe sperm smell though??

laundrylover · 17/05/2011 00:02

It's a while since I've sniffed it so I'm trying to recall!! You must have smelt it on sheets ... even I remember those wild days of long agoWink.

LittlePushka · 17/05/2011 00:17

Nope. perhaps I am just wholly trained to smell only chocolate,... rather like those lovely spaniels at the airport who dob you in if you are trying to sneak some gear in across the border. (Have not done this, BTW...but have sneaked parts of easter eggs out of child's room into mine...similar)

LynetteScavo · 17/05/2011 06:58

LittlePushka, you are worrying me. Of course sperm smells.

Finallyspring · 17/05/2011 07:34

What a gadabout you are samjam helipcopters with George Clooney, adventures in Paris. What happened in Paris ? Tell us

BonzoDooDah · 17/05/2011 08:01

Come on!!! Sperm .... tube ... Paris ... SPILL!!!???

Punkatheart · 17/05/2011 11:02

OK - I had just been so get some amazing designer jeans in a sale. I was a student with very little money and I was so chuffed with my electric blue jeans that I wore them home. I was going down the escalator when I felt something touch my bottom. I turned around and a funny looking man was grinning at me. He had a truly odd look on his face. It felt good to get off the escalator and wait for the train, but my bottom felt a bit...well dampish.

Yes, he had done the deed on the back of my new jeans. Spunky stranger.

I could then see him in another carriage, sidling up to another woman. So I guess he still had some way to go....

TheDailyWail · 17/05/2011 11:19

Shock What a dirty man!

BonzoDooDah · 17/05/2011 13:36

OMFG!! What a perv!

kreecherlivesupstairs · 17/05/2011 13:44

Spunky stranger. Dirty cunt more like.

BelieveInPink · 17/05/2011 13:48

Pass the brain bleach.

ScousyFogarty · 17/05/2011 15:27

Its a new one on me, but fun

Lunabelly · 17/05/2011 17:38

Sometimes, I wish that napalming the groins of dirty bastards wasn't frowned upon. AIBU?

Anywayyyys OP...did you tear him away from WoW speak to DH?

LynetteScavo · 17/05/2011 17:57

The worst bit is....we will never know the answer. I've been half expecting Jonathon Creek to com along and post, and explain exactly what was going on.

Sadly it's not going to happen. Sad

Lunabelly · 18/05/2011 12:16

Was it Professor Plum, in the kitchen, with a heavy book? And OP, OOOOPPPP, do you speak to DH?