To think you'd have to be a right jeffing twat to buy

[bupcakesandcunting]

One of these

or

one of these

You'd have to be a right Doris, wouldn't you?

Ohhh nasty!! And tacky.

YADNBU

how many did you buy?

There's a shop near me that sells stuff like this, like the most random, awful, tacky figurines that are really really expensive. People do buy this stuff though

I think I've just found my step dads Christmas Present Thanks

Not I, squeaky. Not I. I would chuck myself in the river with my pockets weighted down with said ornaments if I ever reached such a low.

- and like the Use of the word jeffing

Oh cripes I just saw the tagline for the Sherlock ones

"Is this an easy case, Meerkat Holmes? Simples, my dear Meerkat Watson, simples!"

Oh come on! The James Bond Meerkat is pure class

A meerkat dressed as a policeman not your bag? How about this?

Ah, thanks bupcakes. That's DH's birthday present sorted. Simples.

Yadnbu they are nasty

I want some of the nodding meerkats for the garden, but my dog would savage them.

That's just the sort of thing my mother would buy. Seriously!

A meerkat could never hold a pistol. They don't have thumbs

The garden ornament that. Really annoys me is the dogs arse one. Usually with a perfectly sculpted bum hole. Class.

Ooh, random punctuation. Nice.

Hello! Coo-ee! Just popped by to let you know that I do indeed have the lovely ornaments and they are such a charm in my garden.

Simply divine.

Producing that shit is a waste of the world's natural resources, grim!

Oh but they're hilarious. Cos, you know, meerkats are hilarious. They say 'simples' and stuff like that.

Oh dear oh dear shocking!!! My mums friend bought her daughter about £200 of meercat tat for xmas I really felt for the poor woman, I bet this will be her housewarming gift in a few weeks!!!

Compare the meerkat has a lot to answer for

My DH's gran has bought us a tacky squirrel ornament as a present, it is in the vegetable garden, rather than flower beds.

What the fuck is it with grown adults and bloody meerkats?

Last summer we went to Scarborough for an afternoon and it was like a bloody meerkat colony had invaded.

Just whywhywhywhywhy?????

Whats the obsession with meerkat tat?

I think people who buy that shit also wear sov rings and have lace curtains.

My best wedding present can out tack all of this. It was two plastic clear figures waltzing, stood upon a black box which shone multicoloured lights up through it. It was a foot high and played 'The Blue Danube'.