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To think you'd have to be a right jeffing twat to buy

79 replies

bupcakesandcunting · 13/05/2011 10:10

One of these

or

one of these

You'd have to be a right Doris, wouldn't you?

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LordOfTheFlies · 13/05/2011 11:30

Scotts of Stow- sound classy and upmarket- and they do sell some damn nice things- sell little fairy doors to go into a grassy knoll or a tree trunk.
I have two painted drakes, Mr and Mr Duck.

WhipMeIndiana · 13/05/2011 11:32

In all seriousness...I would not meercat my garden, but I would have a fairy door going into the apple tree..

WhipMeIndiana · 13/05/2011 11:33

I have an old duck model and a number of little stone animals left from previous owner of house. They're ok. the duck sits in the massive rain tank catcher thing and scares the frogs

unclefester77 · 13/05/2011 11:34

I am thinking of purchasing a St George's flag and flagpole for my front garden to match the bloke over the road's lovely grubby flag and flagpole

WhipMeIndiana · 13/05/2011 11:35

ooooh..has anyone got one of those garage door artwork things that make your garage door look like something completely different, like the inside painted on the front so it looks open when shut/ or a beach scene?

WhipMeIndiana · 13/05/2011 11:36

i also have nettles in my garden. they haide shit ornaments quite well

BoffinMum · 13/05/2011 11:36

They are the new garden gnomes.
And someone had to design them for a living. OMG!

ShatnersBassoon · 13/05/2011 11:38

I should also probably mention my neighbour's solar lights that resemble little rocks. Not so bad, you might be thinking, but he has them dotted around the perimeter of his wooden decking, ruining the camouflage effect somewhat.

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar · 13/05/2011 11:57

Those little rock solar lights are two for £5 currently in Morrissons. I thought about getting a few to mark out the steps so I don't fall down them again pissed when I go out for a fag

expatinscotland · 13/05/2011 12:00

I love those!

SoupDragon · 13/05/2011 12:02

whilst browsing property porn on Right Move, I came across a house that appeared to have a life sized Elvis in their conservatory. That definitely makes you a twat IMO.

Thingumy · 13/05/2011 12:05

uglyhouse porn

I can see a few interiors on that site that yell out meerkat tat buyers.

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar · 13/05/2011 12:07

Get thee to Mozzers, expat.

The little rocks don't appear on the website, but there is a solar meertwat and two yes two mini gnome lights for a fiver

I'm quite sure they still have the little rocks.

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar · 13/05/2011 12:08

I quite the little rocks too btw.

I might give the mini gnomes a miss though.

ShatnersBassoon · 13/05/2011 12:15

How could I have forgotten his nodding Churchill dog? Makes me smile every time I see it.

SoupDragon · 13/05/2011 13:24

They sell the little rocks in our Poundland.

LordOfTheFlies · 13/05/2011 13:30

SoupDragon how do you know it wasn't the real Elvis in the conservatory.Nothing has been proved.Has Derek Acora spoken to Elvis?No? I rest my case m'lud.

galois · 13/05/2011 13:35

OP, your links had a webgains code in. For those that don't know, these pay referring sites or referring individuals on a per-click basis.

OP, is it you that benefits financially from us clicking on them, or have you copied the links from someone else?

thelittlefriend · 13/05/2011 13:36

my dd thought those meerkats were fantastic when we saw them in a garden centre a couple of weekends ago. She is 18months old though.

But seriously, what the fuck is that nightmare thing and the zombie all about. Why.............

thelittlefriend · 13/05/2011 13:39

don't know what your message means galois but it made me click the links again to try and find out

Snorbs · 13/05/2011 13:55

The technology that underlies solar cells is quite remarkable. High quality polycrystalline silicon is literally grown from a vat then sliced into incredibly thin wafers using diamond-tipped cutting tools before being carefully coated with exotic non-reflective substances and connected up with printed electrodes. They are genuinely a product of the space race and their operation is only explainable with quantum physics.

White LEDs are also a miracle of technologies combined with complex rare-earth chemistry and even more arcane quantum physics. Each white LED starts off as a blue LED - in itself something that took decades of dogged research to develop into something viable - combined with a carefully crafted mix of phosphorescent materials to absorb the blue light and re-emit it with a wider spectrum. They are robust and highly efficient producers of a pleasing blue-white light that is both without glare and (largely) without heat.

And what have we, as a society, done with these technological marvels, these products of incredible scientific progress and production engineering?

Made light-up fucking gnomes.

We might as well just wipe out the entire human race and let the cockroaches have a go.

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar · 13/05/2011 14:07

Oh bless you, Snorbs.

lljkk · 13/05/2011 14:43

Sorry, I think the meerkats are hilarious.
Meerkats are seriously horrid critters (to each other, I mean).

confuseddotcodotuk · 13/05/2011 14:46

Haha! We sold these at the garden center I used to work at, he worst ones are the'Christmas themed' ones, Meerkat-Santa and Meerkat family around the fireplace! Bloody awful things those are! I was very happy on the occasion when we broke half a pallet of them Grin

TrillianAstra · 13/05/2011 14:47

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