To think you'd have to be a right jeffing twat to buy

[bupcakesandcunting]

One of these

or

one of these

You'd have to be a right Doris, wouldn't you?

What is jeffing?

And would a solar Jeff be acceptable to Snorbs?

My MiL bought two Roral Wedding Garden Gnomes. Which we were expected to admire on our last visit. Here they are so you can admire them too www.guardian.co.uk/business/2011/feb/17/b-and-q-royal-wedding-gnomes

I mean, Royal Wedding AND Garden Gnomes, that's like tat-squared!

I can't help feeling some sympathy for the poor buggers who write the brochure copy for these things. The temptation to write something different must be tremendous. Imagine being presented with the tiger and asked to write something positive...

I love your MIL, Stroppy. If I had a garden, I'd have those gnomes parked in it. And meerkats as well.