To think you'd have to be a right jeffing twat to buy

[bupcakesandcunting]

One of these

or

one of these

You'd have to be a right Doris, wouldn't you?

MIL would love those. That's her xmas present sorted! Thanks bupcakes

how could you resist?

lol

There are a few similarly delightful examples of garden "sculpture" in our garden. Gifts from my lovely uncle.

I find the weeds disguise them nicely.

For the love of God - wtf is that Toscano head thing about?

This surreal Toscano Nightmare Wall sculpture will definitely provoke comments from your guests!

Yep, it will

WTF is that!!
Why TF did you buy that!!
It F'ing horrible.
Paper bag it!

The comments will just go on an on.

omg. they are fucking dreadful. really awful. so cheap and naff.

my inlaws will love them.

I find this delightful www.greenfingers.com/superstore/product.asp?dept_id=200451&pf_id=LS8881D Tiger]] sculpture made out of finest plastic resin an absolute bargain at only £124.95. It would also fit in perfectly with any English garden and not look out of place and ridiculous in any way whatsoever.

Arse. Buggered up the link. Try this.

There's a house round the corner from us that has some in the front garden - and more looking out of the front window . We live in a naice area - honest

nowt wrong with sovereign or mum rings or clown pendants love my ruby eyed one

i think they are great some of you have no taste

That's the kind of shite my late MIL would buy...when we cleared her house dh insisted on having a couple of pieces of said shite for our garden....we now have a toadstool (painted a fetching shade of green????) and a fairy which I hide behind a plant at every opportunity

LOL! Actual fucking LOL.

Seriously, the minute someone says "Simples" I lose all respect for them and promptly cut them from my life.

Now, where to put this one, hmmm....

zombie

at the zombie...

WHO WOULD BUY THAT?

there's nothing wrong with james Bond Meercat FGS

dh would love the zombie for fathers day. shame I only have 62p to spend on him

Whipme. Did you just say "there's nothing wrong with a James Bond meercat"?

Did you say that?

Did you?

Novelty meerkats are the new garden gnomes. They're all the rage in North Bedfordshire, I can tell you.

My neighbour has one. He also has 'humorous' stickers for his wheelie bin, and drives a bright yellow car. He's mad, he is.

and drives a bright yellow car

That's disgusting. Organise a petition to get him evicted.

I would go with the petition, but he has the best ladder on the street and is very happy to lend it out, so he's a useful jeffing twat.

What does his bin say?

Does he also have one of them things that make it look like someone is trapped in the boot?

But what's it got to do with me?

It's not words on his bin, it's a really really really really really funny face.

His mobile has a jolly funny ringtone too. I mean real knee-slapping stuff.