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In thinking woman with masssiiiiiive fake tats on This Morning is actually bonkers?

52 replies

Hammy02 · 12/05/2011 11:35

She is on at 12:15 but having seen clips of her, her tits are huuuuuge. I mean comedy huge. Like 3rd of her body weight huge.

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virginiasmonalogue · 12/05/2011 11:36

How on earth does she cope day to day with those on her chest!

Hammy02 · 12/05/2011 11:37

She must have a permanent bad back.

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Fecklessdizzy · 12/05/2011 11:40

Mind you, she'll be totally sorted if she ever falls out of a boat ... :)

KaraStarbuckThrace · 12/05/2011 11:40

Dolly Parton had a breast reduction because her mahoosive boobs were causing her such much back pain.

SoftKittyWarmKitty · 12/05/2011 11:42

They weigh two stone each, apparently. Not attractive at all, and surely she can never find bras to fit? I'll be interested to hear why she's done it.

LadyBeagleEyes · 12/05/2011 11:42

Haven't seen it yet.
Are they real?

Hammy02 · 12/05/2011 11:45

Apparently they're real as in implants. If I saw her in the street I'd think they were comedy ones.

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Hammy02 · 12/05/2011 12:13

She's on This Morning now.

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LadyThumb · 12/05/2011 12:16

OMG - that is, well...................um, AWFUL !!

feistychickfightingthebull · 12/05/2011 12:18

OMG, I just cannot stop laughing and I am at work

NorfolkNChance · 12/05/2011 12:19

Geee-ay-jus I have massive norks but that is extreme, her back must be agony!

Bohica · 12/05/2011 12:20

My 3y old just walked into the livig room & laughed "mummy her boobies are too big"

How does she tie her laces?

feistychickfightingthebull · 12/05/2011 12:21

She is absolutely mad, what was she thinking having those massive breasts done

ShatnersBassoon · 12/05/2011 12:22

My youngest just said 'her big things are too big'.

CatPower · 12/05/2011 12:23

Well, I'm suddenly feeling much better about my J-cups after that...

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 12/05/2011 12:23

I feel sorry for her. No one would do that to themselves if they were secure and happy. I suspect she has some emotional trauma in her background.

sorky · 12/05/2011 12:24
Shock
ChaoticAngelQueenofAnarchy · 12/05/2011 12:25

Grin @ Feckless

Just looked on the website out of curiosity. All I could think was OMG!!! Shock

NorfolkNChance · 12/05/2011 12:25

CatPower I was thinking the same!

BelovedCunt · 12/05/2011 12:25

Biscuit Biscuit

CatPower · 12/05/2011 12:27

...and this is her without her top on, so we can all see the full horror.

Warning - not safe for work, not safe for life.

MmeLindt · 12/05/2011 12:28

WTF was the plastic surgeon thinking in agreeing to that? He should be struck off.

scotsgirl23 · 12/05/2011 12:29

ARGH! The Veins are just wrong wrong wrong!

happybubblebrain · 12/05/2011 12:29

Ha ha ha ha ha at Biscuit Biscuit

MmeLindt · 12/05/2011 12:30

Apparently: "Part of the reason the boobs look so bad is the method of enlargement - adding polypropylene strings which make fluid flood to the area."