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In thinking woman with masssiiiiiive fake tats on This Morning is actually bonkers?

52 replies

Hammy02 · 12/05/2011 11:35

She is on at 12:15 but having seen clips of her, her tits are huuuuuge. I mean comedy huge. Like 3rd of her body weight huge.

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Jaspants · 12/05/2011 12:31

That poor woman - she must have serious issues to do that to her body. It is vile.

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 12/05/2011 12:31

Agree Mme. There seem to be some right rogue plastic surgeons in the US who will happily assist people in disfiguring themselves. There's that lady who has made herself look like a cat, for example. You're not telling me she's of sound mind and can give consent.

MmeLindt · 12/05/2011 12:32

Absolutely, Chickens.

Am also slightly Hmm at This Morning for giving her airtime.

Bearded ladies, anyone?

scotsgirl23 · 12/05/2011 12:33

and an aside - no she is not a 164xxx, she is blatantly tiny round the middle so that is made up bollocks! (yes, god only knows what her actual size is but it sure ain't that!)

nijinsky · 12/05/2011 12:33

To deliberately deform yourself is very strange indeed. They look like they are going to burst, painfully.

Noop · 12/05/2011 12:34

clearly bonkers, as is whoever did the surgery

CatPower · 12/05/2011 12:36

Very uncomfortable viewing, but nowhere near as uncomfortable as the couple who came in with their collection of lovedolls, which they definitely absolutely do not have sex with, they just like to take them for picnics.

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Bloodymary · 12/05/2011 12:36

Shock Shock Shock
They are truly awful.

PinkToeNails · 12/05/2011 12:39

Scotsgirl Just what I was thinking

thenightsky · 12/05/2011 12:46

God how they much hurt and ache continually.

BelovedCunt · 12/05/2011 12:49
philip scofield must long for the dignity of the days when he sat in a box talking to gordon the goofer
BelovedCunt · 12/05/2011 12:59

you are all watching the creepy doll man aren't you?

JessicaDrew · 12/05/2011 13:15

with but wouldn't melt EMMA (Whose mum did fairey soap adverts)

MrsChemist · 12/05/2011 13:21

That doll on the right should close her legs a bit. It's a rather un-ladylike position to sit in.

MrsChemist · 12/05/2011 13:23

Phil looks like he wants to run away screaming. Don't blame him.

SardineQueen · 12/05/2011 13:34

Good lord to all of this. Those breasts! Those dolls! Snakes alive! This is what passes for popular daytime TV these days is it?

sorky · 12/05/2011 13:42

I've visited the Doll Forum of which he speaks, it's a dark n scary place!

Dilligaf81 · 12/05/2011 13:47

Poor woman, reminds me of Lola Ferrari.

LoveBeingAbleToNamechange · 12/05/2011 14:26

I hope she earns a lot of money.

SarahStratton · 12/05/2011 15:26

That doll sat between them is very cross eyed Hmm

LadyBeagleEyes · 12/05/2011 15:28

I'm with whoever said, what type of surgeon would do that operation.
Whoever it was does not deserve the title of Doctor in any civilised society.
Dolls were bloody funny though

MrsChemist · 12/05/2011 15:41

Some of those dolls can be really expensive
he must have spent a fortune. I struggle to believe that his wife likes them.

sue52 · 12/05/2011 15:44

It's so sad that she wants to deform herself in this way. Surely there must be a code of ethics for plastic surgeons to abide by and this must breach it.

SleepDeprivedGrumpyBum · 12/05/2011 15:47

In the topless picture does anyone else think her boobs actually look like boobs do if you BF if you miss a feed? All solid and lumpy looking, why would anyone want them to look like that?

SardineQueen · 12/05/2011 15:55

Incidentally did anyone else think this thread was going to be about tattoos?!!