To put a note through my neighbour's door? WWYD?

[MamaLazarou]

Woman across the road has opened her bedroom curtains whilst topless twice while my husband has been alone in the front room. She was looking right at him both times. I suspect she fancies him and is doing this deliberately (she always gives him the hairy eyeball when they pass in the street, but completely blanks me and my son). I think we should put a note through the cheeky bloody cow's door reminding her that we can see into her bedroom, but my husband has asked me not to.

What would you do?

Do NOT put a note through her door fgs! You can't tell her what to do in her own house!
It's a pair of tits....ignore it.

Btw - I have twice seen the tackle of the man across the road, once grabbing washing from the clothes horse in the window, the other time he was opening the curtains. I thought nothing of it.

Oh I keep doing this! I'm still getting used to being overlooked.

I dont live in a small Victorian street though so it cant be me thank god!

point and laugh? make a big show of calling you over so you can join him in laughing? When you pass her in the street, have him stage whisper "That's that bird with the saggy tits who keeps flashing me"

or - slightly more helpfully and a lot more seriously - just ignore her. So he's seeing breasts. So what?

Either she is simply not thinking (we've all done it ) and what your husband interprets as staring right at him is in fact the blank stare into the middle of nowhere, in which case she would be utterly humiliated by any note.

Or she is doing it on purpose, in which case it is best to give no reaction at all. Act like he is not seeing anything. If he catches a glimpse, he should turn right away. Leave the room. Read the paper.

Make up a big sign that says "He's crap in bed" and leave it permanantly in the window?

This reminds me a bit of where we used to live. It was on a terraced street and a bloke down the road,, ended up in court for opening the curtains every morning at the same time completely starkers and flashing everyone on the upstairs of a double decker bus.

He was a rugby player,so quite athletic (so Iwas told). One of my workmates who was coming up to retirement said she'd been by his house on the bus 4 times and disappointingly hadn't seen a thing

I know what you could do, you could go back to the 1950s where no-one was ever nude and went to breakfast in suits, then get a job as a primary school teacher and treat every behaviour that isn't the same as your own as insubordination/'behaving like a toddler'.

Yes by all means put a note through her door.......... if you want her to laugh at you, a LOT!