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Original poster

To think that Pippa Middleton should accept the $5 million porn contract

68 replies

RobF · 09/05/2011 21:09

www.dnaindia.com/lifestyle/report_pippa-middleton-offered-5-million-for-one-porn-scene_1541395

It is $5 for one explicit scene. She should do it and give the money to charity. Think how much good could be done with $5 million. Anti-Royalists always criticise the Royals for sponging off the public purse, here is their chance to give something back.

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Original poster
RobF · 09/05/2011 21:09

Should say "it is $5 million for one explicit scene".

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GypsyMoth · 09/05/2011 21:11

er,she isnt a royal..Hmm

littleducks · 09/05/2011 21:11
Biscuit
chibi · 09/05/2011 21:11

Why don't you sell your own arse? There is a market for men being pronged by implements of unfeasible length and girth i am sure

Gwan gwan

Original poster
RobF · 09/05/2011 21:12

I would sell my own arse for $5 million.

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chibi · 09/05/2011 21:13

Apparently it is lucrative and mucho empowering

Go on, you know you wanna

StewieGriffinsMom · 09/05/2011 21:13

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DirtyMartini · 09/05/2011 21:13

How on earth is it the Royals' chance to give something back?

chibi · 09/05/2011 21:14

Appear in enough films and you could make that much, what are you waiting for

DirtyMartini · 09/05/2011 21:14

You're one of those "controversial" posters, aren't you?

Original poster
RobF · 09/05/2011 21:15

"Appear in enough films and you could make that much, what are you waiting for"
I'm talking about a one off deal like Pippa has been offered. I don't fancy having to pay my dues for years to get a big payoff.

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sickoftheholidays · 09/05/2011 21:21

YABU. Money isnt everything. Self respect on the other hand......

handsomeharry · 09/05/2011 21:23

YABU.

Original poster
RobF · 09/05/2011 21:25

People who say "money isn't anything" generally aren't short of it.

$5 million to charity would save lives.

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JimmyChooChoo · 09/05/2011 21:26

She would never need to.Her parents are millionaires.

StewieGriffinsMom · 09/05/2011 21:27

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silverfrog · 09/05/2011 21:27

actually I used to say "money isn't everythign" far more often when I was penniless and homeless, tbh.

money really isn't everyhitng - having your own self respect is worth far more.

Bumperlicioso · 09/05/2011 21:31

Why doesn't the porn industry donate $5 million to charity - cut out the middle woman Hmm

Original poster
RobF · 09/05/2011 21:33

I expect most charities would refuse to accept donations from pornographers.

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megapixels · 09/05/2011 21:38

I don't think she'd debase herself like that. She seems to come from a close, supportive, loving family and has just started her own party planning business I think. She could earn good money while keeping her self-respect intact.

bupcakesandcunting · 09/05/2011 21:39

I would do it until my bottom resembled roadkill for 5 mill'.

AuntieMonica · 09/05/2011 21:41

what an absolutely vile thing to recommend to anyone!

OP, since your main concern seems to be the financial benefit to charities, let's hope you give your fair share eh?

arsehole

PiazzaDellaRotonda · 09/05/2011 21:42

This has to be one of the all time most stupid fucking threads ever.

Never mind, I expect the OP and his tiny little nads got a small shiver of excitement from it.

sickoftheholidays · 09/05/2011 21:43

actually, I am short of money. pretty badly. I think that makes me realise that its not that important, if I had more, I would want more. its the way of human nature. I've been skint most of my adult life, and I'm still blissfully happy.

K999 · 09/05/2011 21:43

Is this a wind up??