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To think that Pippa Middleton should accept the $5 million porn contract

68 replies

RobF · 09/05/2011 21:09

www.dnaindia.com/lifestyle/report_pippa-middleton-offered-5-million-for-one-porn-scene_1541395

It is $5 for one explicit scene. She should do it and give the money to charity. Think how much good could be done with $5 million. Anti-Royalists always criticise the Royals for sponging off the public purse, here is their chance to give something back.

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LaurieFairyCake · 09/05/2011 22:40

She doesn't need the money and will not only marry well but will inherit her parents 30 million pound business which she apparently works really hard for.

bupcakesandcunting · 09/05/2011 22:40

I'd bet my bottom dollar that Carol with an 'e' is caught between a rock and a hard place with this one. She'd like a cut of the cash but on the other hand, her elder daughter is future queenie. What a conundrum.

What would the title be for this hypothetical grumble flick?

JeremyVile · 09/05/2011 22:41

Well she's not going to, clearly.
OP and his fellow wankers will just have to tug their little cocks off to something else.

squeakytoy · 09/05/2011 22:41

There may even be women wanking over her photo too.... dont be so sexist Dittany Wink

Birdsgottafly · 09/05/2011 22:41

$5 million certainly isn't worth the well documented mental health issues that stem from working in the sex industry, either.

dittany · 09/05/2011 22:42

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nijinsky · 09/05/2011 22:43

Would the OP do full gay male porn for $5 million? As in being a bottom and having it available to voyeurs for perpetuity? After all, its only a few days out of his life and he could live on the proceeds for the rest of it.

squeakytoy · 09/05/2011 22:43

Women wank too you know!

JeremyVile · 09/05/2011 22:45

Squeakytoy - No way???!!!! Are you sure?????

LaurieFairyCake · 09/05/2011 22:45

I bet there's not one woman on this thread who would do it for the money.

There may be some who would have sex with a man privately for a large sum but that may be thought of as different.

squeakytoy · 09/05/2011 22:47

I bet there are!

bupcakesandcunting · 09/05/2011 22:48

For five mill I would do it. I could buy a new face afterwards so no-one would know who I was.

LaurieFairyCake · 09/05/2011 22:50

You wouldnae, they don't even sell faces Grin

I don't even have facebook, that's how private I am.

bupcakesandcunting · 09/05/2011 22:52

I'd buy a mask then. One of those creepy Kate Middleton ones.

Original poster
RobF · 09/05/2011 23:51

"Would the OP do full gay male porn for $5 million? As in being a bottom and having it available to voyeurs for perpetuity? After all, its only a few days out of his life and he could live on the proceeds for the rest of it."
Yes, I would. One scene for $5 million? Without a doubt.

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CheerfulYank · 10/05/2011 00:54

Ick, absolutely not.

Morloth · 10/05/2011 01:45

I probably have a price, but it is a hell of a lot higher than $5million.

Possibly $100million.

I really can't see why there is any onus whatsoever on Pippa Middleton to do anything for the monarchy's image. She isn't royalty.

You have to be trolling, because no one is actually stupid enough to believe this stuff.

VajazzHands · 10/05/2011 02:23

Pippa isn't royal. YABU and an arse

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