4/10 for Pippa. Too tight around her arse, made her look bigger than she is and looked creased already when she got out of the car.
8/10 for Kate's mum. Understated, nice colour.
4/10 for Camilla. Very dowdy.
0/10 to Sam Cam, Looked like she was popping round to a friend's for lunch. Not formal enough, no hat. Tut tut.
7/10 for Kate's dress. She is a beautiful woman and obviously she looked totally lovely, but it didn't have that 'wow factor' at all for me, and I didn't like the conical 1950s thing going on her with her breasts.
0/10 for VB, looking like Cruella De Ville in black. Her fake ponytail was revolting.
0/10 for the Archbish of Canterbury, who couldn't even be arsed to pul a comb through his hair.
Harry could have sorted his scruffy student 'do out, too.
Wills is morphing from a young Di to a young (ish) Charles before our eyes.
So sayeth the fashion expert that is Big Sooz