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Warm toilet seats.Where do you stand? (or sit)

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MikeOxstiff · 12/04/2011 13:36

Yesterday I was washing my hands after a poo and DW comes in for a wee
I told her that I spoil her because I had warmed the toilet seat up for her.
She said that she didnt like warm seats and there was something very wrong about them
Is this a woman thing? as I like going for a poo after DW has had a wee before me and warmed the seat

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Quenelle · 12/04/2011 13:37

^^

RogerMelly · 12/04/2011 13:38

do you live in a caravan?

GreenEyesandHam · 12/04/2011 13:40

Wrong uurrggghhhhh

FunnysInTheGarden · 12/04/2011 13:42

urrrrrgh, and not to mention the smell of going to the loo straight after someone else has done a poo. Totally vile. I hate the seat being warm.

MrSpoc · 12/04/2011 13:48

Ha ha a warmer seat in winter is nice but to think the wife has just done her business is a little off.

Tell you what though, every time the wife gets in the bath I get the urge to need a pooh and she really hates that Grin

Adversecamber · 12/04/2011 13:52

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kreecherlivesupstairs · 12/04/2011 13:54

How lovely, warming the seat for her.
Our DD was born in the ME and we took her to Australia for a holiday. She had never sat on a cold toilet seat in her life and was so shocked she nearly fell down the toilet. Me and DH had to sit on the toilet before she went and it wasn't acceptable unless you'd had your bare arse on it.

bubblecoral · 12/04/2011 13:56

Warm toilet seats are vile.

thumbwitch · 12/04/2011 13:57

Oh gak, warm loo seats are awful!! blech.
I hate warm loo seats - kinda reminds you that someone else has just been there.. that's if the smell doesn't knock you out first of course (cheers, DH Hmm)

harassedinherpants · 12/04/2011 13:57

Horrible!

BluddyMoFo · 12/04/2011 13:59

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Salmotrutta · 12/04/2011 13:59

Another vote for horrible!

TapDancingPimp · 12/04/2011 16:25

Vomit!

Also hate warm seats/chairs of any kind but maybe that's just me.

HeadfirstForHalos · 12/04/2011 16:29

Awful!

fotheringhay · 12/04/2011 16:30

I wouldn't mind this, if it was DH.

I feel weird now.

amothersplaceisinthewrong · 12/04/2011 16:33

Why on earth was the door not locked while you were having a poo!!!

Warm toilet seats are vile vile vile, as is going to the loo straight after someone has done a no 2!

BringBackGoingForGold · 12/04/2011 16:35

I hate warm seats, doesn't matter if it's at work or at home or wherever. At least one friend has admitted to me though that she rather likes it Smile. I find it intimate in a way I do not like.

K999 · 12/04/2011 16:35

I have heated toilet seats so mine are always warm...Grin

NettoSuperstar · 12/04/2011 16:36

All warm seats make me feel queasy.

BringBackGoingForGold · 12/04/2011 16:38

K999, do yours talk to you/wash your bum too, Japanese style? Smile

K999 · 12/04/2011 16:44

No, they just extract the urine!! Grin

LaWeasel · 12/04/2011 16:47

Strangely not that fussed by warm loo seats (nice on a cold day!)

But those heated car seats make me feel really ill. The first few times I had no idea why I was struggling not to vomit on the dash, but have worked it out now!

No one I know has them now, thank god. It gets a bit awkward "check out how great this is!" "NOOO!"

computermouse · 12/04/2011 16:52

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BringBackGoingForGold · 12/04/2011 16:52

K999, Grin

diddl · 12/04/2011 17:22

Warm loo seats great in Winter onlyGrin

What do your husbands all eat that makes using the toilet just after they have pooed so awfulConfused