Warm toilet seats.Where do you stand? (or sit)

[MikeOxstiff]

Yesterday I was washing my hands after a poo and DW comes in for a wee
I told her that I spoil her because I had warmed the toilet seat up for her.
She said that she didnt like warm seats and there was something very wrong about them
Is this a woman thing? as I like going for a poo after DW has had a wee before me and warmed the seat

Really hot curries!!

I do not like warm toilet seats as they suggest someone else has recently used the toilet. I would not sit on a warm toilet seat.

I like to enter the toilet to no evidence whatsoever of anyone else using it!

If someone has recently used one toilet in the house i will use the other one!

DCG - best not to visit me then...I have one toilet and 11 DCs!