To expect the wife to be a wife

[Stuart69]

Thought I'd get a birds perspective on this.

The wife is lazy and wont do anything "wifey" basically.

She puts in no effort to cook, clean, wash clothes, iron etc.

Leaves it all to me and I don't think it's fair. Anytime I try to say anything it turns in to a blazing row.

Artistic Impression : null points
Technical Merit : null points
Trollatic Ability: null points

you're married? Really?

Gosh women have low standards!

he he at 'trollatic'

Who's going to own up?

quite good, but not Alpha plus
I reckon Beta minus minus

Well Im neither fat or lazy.

But you ARE a subservient numpty.

Shouldn't this have been posted on Friday?

@ trollatic ability.

cock off you twat. Mr Strictly???

You cheeky scamp

Ah! Bridge dwelling knob cheese. I love coming across new varieties.

OP, she is a complete twunt(ess). You should leave her immediately. Hope you're ok hon. {{hugs}}

2/10, but it has given me a bit of a giggle.

Is that you DH? Get your skinny little backside back into the kitchen now!!

@ snowybear

Yaaaaaawn......

Is this the best you can do???

No it is not fair...

You're not expecting her to do it all are you?

Yes she is lazy! She should be pulling her weight!

Well I think you're being perfectly reasonable. After all, you sound like such a catch.

On the other hand you're a lonely, socially awkward 'bachelor' who collects Star Wars figures. Go to www.mailorderbrides.com - they may be able to help you.

I expect a twunt to be a twunt and OP, you are a twunt.

Is it the school holidays already?

Erm, that's going to get deleted isn't it?

Well hopefully, she'll see the light and not be your wife much longer.