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To expect the wife to be a wife

116 replies

Stuart69 · 05/04/2011 11:12

Thought I'd get a birds perspective on this.

The wife is lazy and wont do anything "wifey" basically.

She puts in no effort to cook, clean, wash clothes, iron etc.

Leaves it all to me and I don't think it's fair. Anytime I try to say anything it turns in to a blazing row.

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JaneS · 05/04/2011 11:22

See, this would be more plausible if you'd told us she doesn't do enough, or much, or whatever ... it's stretching credibility a bit that someone who posts in your style really gets 'all' the 'woman's work' left to him.

HTH

Skiboo · 05/04/2011 11:22

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JaneS · 05/04/2011 11:23

Is 69 not his age, K999?

nikki1978 · 05/04/2011 11:23

Skiboo what the fuck is that picture? Grin

K999 · 05/04/2011 11:23

Gosh Stuart. You sound like a right good catch....am surprised she's not waiting on you hand and foot.......

Skiboo · 05/04/2011 11:24

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TurkeyBurgerThing · 05/04/2011 11:24

Aaaah good old Easter Holidays!

K999 · 05/04/2011 11:25

I suspect Stuarts wife is the ostrich variety....sticking her head in the sand and hoping he'll go away.....

ineedagoodsolicitor · 05/04/2011 11:25

If you both work full-time couldn't you get a cleaner and use an ironing service ?

What does "wifey" (bleurgh !) do whilst you are doing the housework ? (You do know that is called housework, not wife's work don't you ?)

d0gFace · 05/04/2011 11:26

3/10

ineedagoodsolicitor · 05/04/2011 11:27

Oh, I see from your post about her arse that this is a total wind-up.

NicknameTaken · 05/04/2011 11:28

Oh Stuart, leave her and run away with me! I'm so overcome with lust for you, just from your manly posting style!

nijinsky · 05/04/2011 11:28

What does it say in your The Wife's contract?

MrsChemist · 05/04/2011 11:29

I would suggest not feeding it, but this has the potential to be most amusing.

TragicallyHip · 05/04/2011 11:29

I think you should give her a kick up the arse! Lazy bitch..

Flowerpotmummy · 05/04/2011 11:29

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delicatequestion · 05/04/2011 11:30

Grin As I am reading OP's posts in a 'welsh' accent in my head Grin

delicatequestion · 05/04/2011 11:33

And stuart69.... I am picturing you on a hill farm in overalls and wellies, hmmmmmm

GypsyMoth · 05/04/2011 11:35

ah this must be 'sweetgilly' back in disguise....she did say she would be back to wind us up again!!

AbsDuCroissant · 05/04/2011 11:37

"it's stretching credibility a bit that someone who posts in your style really gets 'all' the 'woman's work' left to him."

Let me just edit this post a bit

"it's stretching credibility a bit that someone who posts in your style really gets 'all' the 'woman's work' left to him a woman".

ShirleyKnot · 05/04/2011 11:37

haha. Can you imagine marrying someone because they had a sexy arse. hahaha

dontcallmepeanut · 05/04/2011 11:37

Mr Strictly? Is that you?

SpringHeeledJack · 05/04/2011 11:39

heeeeyyyyy, Stuart, you manly beast, you- I'm really, really good at cleaning and making tea for men

I have a fabulous pair of tits as well

Mumofaflump · 05/04/2011 11:41

Dontcallmepeanut I was wondering that as well...

K999 · 05/04/2011 11:41

Oi SHJ....gerroff.... He's mine....Grin

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