That your child will live if it eats...

[bananasinpjamas]

That your child will live if it eats... a fruit shoot, chicken nuggets and has lucky charms for breakfast.

Is diet coke included in that?

Hmmm, not sure... I think I dont see anything chocolate based in that lot. Throw a bag of M & M's in for good measure.

I hope so or I'm in trouble

Niceguy2, please don't use that word.

Niceguy2, did you actually use that word?

"gets popcorn at the ready"

Well 'niceguy2' , both my kids are 'retards' and weren't given chicken nuggets or fruitshoots .

You sir are a twat, I hope every discomfort a twat of your standing deserves falls upon your twatty head

Minirolls?

Adding my catsbum mouth for the "R" word too I know you didn't intend to come across as insulting but fact is that too many disabled children hear the word "retard" when it's being used to insult them.

That's at niceguy, not the OP, btw. Using that word will not go down well on MN (and rightly so).

Yes - children live if they eat rubbish and drink Fruit Shoots now and then. No big deal IMHO - much more in parenting to get wound up about.

And yes,I know the comment is tongue in cheek but seriously, the use of THAT word is not acceptable

No, it isn't

@ niceguy!!

do you use that world in RL too or is it just when no-one knows who you are?

What on earth are 'lucky charms'?

Lucky charms consist of marshmallows, sugar and e numbers and not alot else.

OP your thread's been ruined!
Could have been a fun judgemental thread!

TheMaleyDail, give it time :)

at NiceGuy2 - maybe you should namechange to NotVeryNiceGuy2

Ooh, I love lucky charms.... I've got no idea where you would get them from nowadays though, definitely wouldn't give them to dc - I would hide them !!

Selfridges :) But they are...£8 a box.

Ooh, I think we will give the lucky charms a miss then.

On two counts!

Be nice to nice guy- wasn't till I joined mums net that I realised the r word was unacceptable even in jest- I knew about spastic and moron, but had only heard r in the context of numpty/ muppet; I now only use those words so hope they r ok, educate us kindly please!