To ask what do you have to do to get a post deleted?

[MadMommaMemoo]

I am jealous!

I have never had a post deleted apart from ones I've requested myself. What do I have to do to get one deleted?

Think of something really contentious and OTT and keep repeating loads of bad things, swear lots and get into a bunfight! Think Friday nights are the best time to try! :o

But see the problem is that Id be scared of offending anyone!

Ok bollocks twatting cunting willies and tits!

Anyone who eats jelly is a freak!

All mumsnetters smell

SGB doesn't believe in sex before marriage

Vallhala hates dogs

Hows that?

Call someone a cunt, or tell them to fuck off.

Or say something like "I think Shirleyknot is a massive cyber bully"

I think shirleyknot is a massive cyber bully!

never mind getting your post deleted, Val will kill you!!

Mention Gina Ford

Call a popular poster a twat.

Erm pag lives in a tent

Lulumaam hates babies

Baroque worships the moon

Call Gina Ford a cunt

( but I'm only joking because I know she loves dogs really)

Gina Ford

arf @ olderyetwider.

AlpinePony - you really are a complete twat.

Message deleted by mumsnet.

Is a cunt!

Wannabe is very kind but I'm not fooled!

Plonker is a plonker

Expat hates Americans

I only ever had one deleted and it puzzles me to this day as it contained nothing particularly rude. I think I referred to a particular point of view as 'bigoted'.

[Ponders the passing of her unblemished record sadly]

Kungfu is a really a squirrel and is rubbish at karate!

oh do me, do me!!

[kungfu chops MadMomma]

I had a post deleted once, it was in response to someone asking about safey and a particular trampoline make. Not sure why as the whole thread vanished.
I am a cunt, let's see if that gets deleted

You can all fuck the fuck off, Nd when you get there fuck off some more. You're all terribible mother's.[sticks Tongue out and runs away emoticon]