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To ask what do you have to do to get a post deleted?

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MadMommaMemoo · 16/03/2011 13:25

I am jealous!

I have never had a post deleted apart from ones I've requested myself. What do I have to do to get one deleted?

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Happymm · 16/03/2011 13:27

Think of something really contentious and OTT and keep repeating loads of bad things, swear lots and get into a bunfight! Think Friday nights are the best time to try! :o

MadMommaMemoo · 16/03/2011 13:29

But see the problem is that Id be scared of offending anyone!

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MadMommaMemoo · 16/03/2011 13:31

Ok bollocks twatting cunting willies and tits!

Anyone who eats jelly is a freak!

All mumsnetters smell

SGB doesn't believe in sex before marriage

Vallhala hates dogs

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MadMommaMemoo · 16/03/2011 13:32

Hows that?

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ShirleyKnot · 16/03/2011 13:32

Call someone a cunt, or tell them to fuck off.

Or say something like "I think Shirleyknot is a massive cyber bully"

MadMommaMemoo · 16/03/2011 13:34

I think shirleyknot is a massive cyber bully!

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SlainteBooyFeckingHoo · 16/03/2011 13:34
Shock

never mind getting your post deleted, Val will kill you!! Grin

Rebecca41 · 16/03/2011 13:34

Mention Gina Ford

AlpinePony · 16/03/2011 13:35

Call a popular poster a twat.

MadMommaMemoo · 16/03/2011 13:35

Erm pag lives in a tent

Lulumaam hates babies

Baroque worships the moon

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olderyetwider · 16/03/2011 13:35

Call Gina Ford a cunt

MadMommaMemoo · 16/03/2011 13:36

( but I'm only joking because I know she loves dogs really)

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MadMommaMemoo · 16/03/2011 13:36

Gina Ford

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ShirleyKnot · 16/03/2011 13:37

arf @ olderyetwider.

AlpinePony - you really are a complete twat.

wannaBe · 16/03/2011 13:37

Message deleted by mumsnet.

MadMommaMemoo · 16/03/2011 13:37

Is a cunt!

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MadMommaMemoo · 16/03/2011 13:37

Wannabe is very kind but I'm not fooled!

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MadMommaMemoo · 16/03/2011 13:38

Plonker is a plonker

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MadMommaMemoo · 16/03/2011 13:39

Expat hates Americans

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TandB · 16/03/2011 13:41

I only ever had one deleted and it puzzles me to this day as it contained nothing particularly rude. I think I referred to a particular point of view as 'bigoted'.

[Ponders the passing of her unblemished record sadly]

MadMommaMemoo · 16/03/2011 13:43

Kungfu is a really a squirrel and is rubbish at karate!

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SlainteBooyFeckingHoo · 16/03/2011 13:44

oh do me, do me!!

TandB · 16/03/2011 13:46

[kungfu chops MadMomma]

kreecherlivesupstairs · 16/03/2011 13:47

I had a post deleted once, it was in response to someone asking about safey and a particular trampoline make. Not sure why as the whole thread vanished.
I am a cunt, let's see if that gets deleted

Happymm · 16/03/2011 13:49

You can all fuck the fuck off, Nd when you get there fuck off some more. You're all terribible mother's.[sticks Tongue out and runs away emoticon]