To ask what do you have to do to get a post deleted?

[MadMommaMemoo]

I am jealous!

I have never had a post deleted apart from ones I've requested myself. What do I have to do to get one deleted?

"" what do you do if you see a BNP member crawling around with a bullet in his leg? Stop laughing and reload!!""

thanks! [chink]

I might report it again.

Ok so one of the rules are not troll hunting?

I think justine is a troll!!!!

Surely that is breaking one of the rules?

no, you have to be specific on it.

like, say to moonstorm - i thin you didn't get that reply from MNHQ. I think you don't exist at all.
go back to TrollLand with your little fairy Trolls.

like that, see.

Memoo, we think you're problem is that you're just too nice! We will delete one of your posts if you really want us to, but we think you should be proud of your record so far

Ok moonstorm, I think you are a troll and you live under a bridge with your little troll friends. You like to scare goats who are trying to cross the bridge

I feel sleighted, too Catherine :( cos I feel ike you ignored me. :(

aw, I got two replies from Catherine at the same time:

"Hi there,

She hasn't actually directed the attack at anyone though, so it's not personal!

Does that make sense? We're happy to go on the thread and simply tell her she's too nice (which is, of course, a compliment)

Best,
Catherine
MNHQ"

and
"Hmm, bribery - we like your style!

We've posted on the thread. We'll bend (just this once) if Memoo really wants a post deleted, however we're pretty impressed that she hasn't actually broken any of our site rules on a thread where she's been trying to!

Surely something to be proud of in itself :)

Best,
Catherine
MNHQ"

I admit i tried bribery in my second report!

Nook Catherine because that would be cheating! I want to be rebellious and naughty but it's hard when you want to do it without hurting anyones feelings! I will not be defeated though, I'll think of something!!

That should be no, not nook dam, you auto correct!

I reported the one where you said i can't read.
it's the meanest one on here.

Oooh MNHQ have posted on your thread

memoo You are far too nice to get a thread deleted...accept it and move on!!

Oh nickel - huge apologies, did I ignore?

it's alrught, you replied after I moaned about it

did you get my latest one?
(very sorry if you've got real work to do - maybe you could delete Memoo for time-wasting....)

Have just seen your report nickel - still don't think it counts as a PA, more of a (misguided) personal opinion?

Real work - Pah

but i can read!!
I was free reader when I started school!!
[sob sob]

My numbers aren't anything important and revealing, are they???

Should withdraw that before Justine sees it....

Nah you are doing this all wrong the quickest way to get a post or thread deleted is to mention/discuss the devil that must not be named.

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