talking genitals

[KnittedBreast]

Does your partner/husband/etc...ever make his man bits talk to you? or make them twitch or wiggle as though communicating? or maybe you have conversations with it?

odd question i know, just wondering if i am alone

Yes, yes, yes, no.

Erm. No. I think I would find that...disturbing.

It's been known. They're little boys who never really grow up and think it's hilarious.

If you've got sons I'm sure you'll understand what I mean when I say "stretchy willy game".

oh yes, stretch armstrong.....shudders

It took me three sons till I relaxed enough to realise they wouldn't actually pull it clean off.

it spoke to me about politics once, i was, concerned....

DS1 and his dad both do it.. I always assumed its one of those forever immature boy things.

I have talking genitals. It's not as funny as you might think. Once during a smear test my clitoris shouted "bollocks!" and then my labia sniggered

I've never shown my minge in there again

Don't you just bloody hate it when your minge starts shouting the odds?

Erm. No.

at littlepig.

It's very embarrassing. I think my clit has Tourettes (awaiting dx) and the labia, well they just egg each other on. Like Patty and Selma.

yes, a friend and i once caught our sons upstairs naked playing willy wars. luckily they are 4. still didnt enjoy that!

My DH once called out "Your lunch is ready!" then came into the lounge carrying a plate with his willy lying on it.

(The willy was still attached to him).

This was pre-children!

were you not tempted to stick a fork in it?

iwasyoungonce WHAT?!

oh my god i think that would kill me.

sadly my dps will has a cape...he ties it round his willys "neck" (yes he really calls it that) and pretends its zooming around saving the world.

i wish i was bold enough to stick that on you tube

Can't believe I didn't think of that!

He has a willy cape?!

I know, KnittedBreast. His seduction technique definitely needs a bit of work.

LOL at the cape! Where exactly do you buy one of those?

yes. sadly. its a silky red hankercheif....il let you picture that

see now im worried you want to buy one. no it was just a red square of silk, it wasnt specially paid for. but he did try and buy what looks like weights with a willy shaped bar so that it looks like its doing press ups

LOL at the silky red cock-cape

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's KnittedBreast's dh's wang!

Come to think of it, what with your knitted tits and his designer willy wear, you have a bit of a fabric-inspired foreplay thing going on

Do you fist each other with hand-made sock puppets as well?

Loving the idea of a willy cape!!!

My DH did once pull down his pants and wave his willy at me when I said I was hungry one evening, making it say 'eat me, eat me'.....I just said I wanted something more filling than that and gave him a scathing look.....he didn't do it again!!

Although he did once balance my glasses on top of it to make a funny face - it was quite realistic actually, looked like that Robert Winston chap....

"were you not tempted to stick a fork in it?"

I read something years ago about women with young children; willies, poo and bums all day long and then you're expected to find them exciting?

It didn't really impact at the time as I was childless and young but I often think about it now and imagine fondly that DH and I are actually doing very well...

I haven't recovered from seeing David Thewlis' manhood speak with comedy eyebrows and a moustache.