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Hullygully · 24/02/2011 09:07

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RomanceGoesTenting · 02/03/2011 16:20

'Twas not I who suggested shunning, think it were Gibbon.

Though I am all for a bit of meidung, especially on or about Tabernacles.

BeribbonedGibbon · 02/03/2011 16:22

twas not me who suggested shunning!

how very dare you

MadameDefarge · 02/03/2011 16:24

'Twas me. Shame. Shall I be excommunicashunned?

BeribbonedGibbon · 02/03/2011 16:51

There shall be much flagellation and gnashing of teeth.

And don't let me see you enjoying it mimi, I have heard the whispers

Hullygully · 02/03/2011 16:53

I am going to have to call for Brother Ebenezerezekiel. Particulalry for Widow who has developed an extreme pash on lion sex. I'm saying no more.

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RomanceGoesTenting · 02/03/2011 17:00

Bet they're barbed though, lions.

RomanceGoesTenting · 02/03/2011 17:00

Unlike kangaroos.

Jins · 02/03/2011 17:01

Lion sex?????

Sits dowdn with camera

RomanceGoesTenting · 02/03/2011 17:10

For Jins

PrincessFiorimonde · 02/03/2011 22:17

Gosh.

Just Gosh.

Or maybe a little bit of errm? muxed ip too.

BeribbonedGibbon · 03/03/2011 11:31

I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamt I looked at my watch and realised I was 30 mins late picking DD1 up from school. It felt so real and I was in a feeling sick panic...anyhoo my mum just kept advising me to tell the school that the reason I was late was because barbra streisand had called me.

I kept telling her it was a ridiculous reason and nothing would stop me looking like a shite mother.
My mum spun me around, looked me in the eyes and said "Never underestimate the power of the Barbra"

Hmm
RomanceGoesTenting · 03/03/2011 11:33

It's the Yentl aspect of your new-found polytheism making itself known.

It's an asatru day today, people. There are rollmops on the sideboard. Pick up a rune on your way in.

RomanceGoesTenting · 03/03/2011 11:34

Ooh, I'm still Tenty.

RomanceGoesTenting · 03/03/2011 11:41

Ah, good old Ocado have given us a free bottle of Wine. How nice!

BeribbonedGibbon · 03/03/2011 11:42

(oooerrr missus)

RomanceGoesTenting · 03/03/2011 11:47

I've hired a Viking fellow to help with the activities

BeribbonedGibbon · 03/03/2011 11:52

oohh grats on unexpected bottle of wine!

Alas I must swoon, have fun with the Viking Wink

Hullygully · 03/03/2011 12:04

He is so young.

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MadameDefarge · 03/03/2011 12:34

By the power of Barbra!

BeribbonedGibbon · 03/03/2011 13:25

never thought I would ever link an image to babra streisand all wet

BeribbonedGibbon · 03/03/2011 13:27

My mind is in the gutter today.

Still giddy and smiling mimi? Grin I am for you!

Hullster, did DD ever suss the opening of the letter?

Jins · 03/03/2011 13:52

Trying to think how to use "Never underestimate the power of the Barbra" today

BeribbonedGibbon · 03/03/2011 14:03

You'll find a way Jins, you'll find a way....

Hullygully · 03/03/2011 14:43

Perhaps Barbra's power could be harnessed in aid of Nigel?

Beri - No, she didn't - it was most fortuitous, we gave her the letter, she glanced at it and then threw it saying she was too nervous to open it..so I grabbed it and tore it open before she could examine it. Phew.

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BeribbonedGibbon · 03/03/2011 15:41

Nice move Hulls, nice move Wink

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