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to wonder what IPOAT stands for?

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Hullygully · 24/02/2011 09:07

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MadameDefarge · 28/02/2011 17:00

So, we like gays. Good.

Next?

CheerfulYank · 28/02/2011 17:03

We shall be rich and clever like the Jews and calm and detached like the Buddhists.

Oh, and have potluck suppers like the Lutherans in addition to lovin' the fabulous folk.

Hullygully · 28/02/2011 18:00

Incense. I insist on incense.

I am a Jain btw.

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BeribbonedGibbon · 28/02/2011 19:31

People are always surprised that I am a practising catholic. Am of Irish stock and had a very tasteful dress thankfully [phew]

Good luck with the schools chaps, I am in same boat with DD1's primary, find out next month. I am not very good at waiting.

DH's mother is Jewish, that side of the family were thrilled when he married me [deadpan]

Umami · 28/02/2011 20:40

Ah, Gibb, do ask MIL whether rugelach dough tends towards crumbly at the edges, or is it because I'm a goy? Wink

If I'm zoroastrian, does that makes us Jewlubuzojaicaths? I'm going to start work on a a calendar of feast days.

I became interested in judaism after reading Maisie Mosco books, at far too young an age. A vivid description of a circumcised penis has stayed with me ever since.

MadameDefarge · 28/02/2011 20:44

[[http://www.celestialchurch-vog.com/feb09pics/feb0937.JPG I'm loving this look}}

MadameDefarge · 28/02/2011 20:45

or this even

minimammoth · 28/02/2011 21:36

I hope we get this sorted out before the census form comes, I want to be clear what to put.

BeribbonedGibbon · 28/02/2011 23:21

I am only a gentile on the outside looking in, a catholic, vegetarian one at that. They would not tell me a dough secret if I paid them.

They are lovely to me though, even if they do give me pungent, rancid 50yr old fox stoles Wink

Truly though, when they overlook the whole Jesus thing, they are v sweet and kind to me. (even though they are prob saying oy vey under their breath)

BeribbonedGibbon · 28/02/2011 23:25
Umami · 01/03/2011 07:42

A new Johnny for the JewLuBus.

Pagwatch · 01/03/2011 09:23

Ds1 wants to have a fuck the census party by inviting about fifty of his friends to stay here while it is taken..
If I could baptise them all into the ipoat religion I could be a cult leader. That would be cool

Pagwatch · 01/03/2011 09:24

Any school news?

Hullygully · 01/03/2011 09:27

Was slightly alarmed to read ds1 "wants to have a fuck" thought was over-sharing for a mo...

If they are young and firm, we def need them in our religion. Get them, Paggy.

We get letter tomorrow and dd has threatened to kill me if I open it. Trying to think up cunning ruses, but will probably resort to good old steaming.

Happy memories - dh made me steam open a letter on our v first date, after I'd dug a splinter out of his foot. The romance.

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Pagwatch · 01/03/2011 09:30

Oh yes, they are all firm. Although the fact that I have noticed is worrisome.

Ah. So fingers crossed all day today too. Thank goodness yoga is making me v bendy.

Can we ommmm in our religion.
Ommmm and nice hats and I am in. Oh, and confession

Umami · 01/03/2011 10:07

Mmmmm. Firm. Do they play rugby?.

I'll confess later.

Hullygully · 01/03/2011 11:02

DD's in - whoo hoo! I steamed the letter open. I have stuck the envelope back together but it is all a bit sad and wrinkled looking...I wish I could believe she'd overlook it, but still.

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MadameDefarge · 01/03/2011 11:13

Oh, fantastic news Hully!

Umami · 01/03/2011 11:15

Oh, fabulous news! Well done HullyGirl!

Hopefully she will be too pleased to care about your spy antics Grin

Can you not whizz a new address label off on the computer and put it in a new envelope?

Umami · 01/03/2011 11:15

Ommm, indeed. No post yet Mimi?

Umami · 01/03/2011 11:16

And on my hand cymbals, for luck.

And goes my dreidel.

Umami · 01/03/2011 11:17

Play on the cymbal, the timbal, the lyre
Play with appropriate passion, passion
Songs of delight and delicious desire
For the night of my nights

MadameDefarge · 01/03/2011 11:18

no post. And its posted online at 5pm. And roland has returned and the ceiling is leaking. And and and....

Hullygully · 01/03/2011 11:21

Ommming like mad, Mimi.

J'omme comme une femme folle. Aussi Je bang les cymbals et tinkle les bells.

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Hullygully · 01/03/2011 11:21

Oh the Sheikh - how I miss him..

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