to think that if I was caught in an earthcake

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

that the firemen would take one look at my fat arse me and think , let's see if there's any skinny minnies we can rescue first?

Has this ever crossed the mind of any other sturdy MNers?

Surely if you were caught in an earthcake you would just eat your way out?
It would be my solution.

pmsl

it's not funny

but still...

was thinking that - an earthcake - yum

No, they could lift you and me with my even fatter arse first and then everyone else is light in comparison

[silver bloody lining to everything]

mmmmm... earthcake

They'd use my norks as buoyancy aids.

fecking typos.

[wunk]

they could throw me in as the rope

oh I am crying with the giggles... Earthcake ..

Oh it's not funny....

I probably cause earthquakes.

typo ?

arf

love the idea of an earthcake, that conjures up quite an image...

ds used to be obsessed with fire engines so I have spent many hours chatting to firefighters while ds admired their equipment, ho ho. They have always struck me as very professional people who would be just as keen to rescue my fat arse as anyone else's... at least I hope so!

aw i doubt they have any system of bum size at all

but seriously, I do worry about being trapped in a car, or in a building on fire or something. I suppose they'd have to move me like this

Freudian chip suit you better Pete?

Steady on Tommy, earthcake = full of earthworms!

(Although AIBU to complain that the firefighters ds used to engage in light conversation were never the ones who would feature in a 'hunky fireman phwoarr' calendar?)

edam, there's no hunkies around here either.

I have been on several Beavers/Rainbows visits to reconfirm that.

Chaos, you should have seen how many full-time working-outside-the-home mothers managed to sneak some time off the day ds's nursery invited the firefighters over... obviously I was only doing my maternal duty in sharing this exciting experience with toddler ds and not at all looking forward to meeting a man in uniform.

Do you think blokes get excited about women firefighters?

at edam, hmm, yes I could see lots of moms finding time to nip into nurseries when the fire brigade paid a visit.

Mmmm cake

I think if they can shift the rubble they can shift any size of backside, really.

Yes it has crossed my mind, more then once

so has me collapsing upstairs so they have to call in reinforcements to get me down

If the lift breaks and they get the doors open and we're 5ft under the doors and have to jump up

If we're in a crash and I have to be pulled through the window

If I have to jump out a window (I'd fall FAST!)

If they have to carry me down the ladder out of a burning building

I'm fucked if I'm ever in an action movie...

Milk, you'd fall at the same rate as a skinny minnie, just ask Galileo!

proper LOL @ earthCAKE

Surely an earthcake is made of soil? EWWWW!!!!