to think that if I was caught in an earthcake

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

that the firemen would take one look at my fat arse me and think , let's see if there's any skinny minnies we can rescue first?

Has this ever crossed the mind of any other sturdy MNers?

Maybe a cake in the shape of the earth?

[more palatable]

You'd be more easy to spot than a skinny minny, therefore more likely to get recused in the first place.

Every clod has a silver lining I suppose.

Chaos- your earthcake is fab

clod ??

Thanks SNF, for your kind words.

[wunk]

ffs Peter, it's because I get the jitters when you're in poximity to me.

I can't type straight.

I can't help the effect I have on women < preens >

Hah, you didn't spot it.

at poximity

How very apt.

I missed it 'cos my eyes were on your lovely curves, chaos < licks lips >

I thank you, you great mahogany adonis.

His hard what

BOKE

< slithers back across room, tongue hangin' out >

yes, it's hard, like mahogany

what of it ?

Ooh glitter you're good!!

Tis great how a simple apostrophe can ahem spunk up a sentence.

[wunk]

What is wunk? I feel all virginal not knowing.

Oh wunk was my best typo ever!!

[proud]

And I saw someone else using it today. Yay!

at earthcake

In fact at the whole thread

I love the earethcake too. I'm picturing it as a victoria sponge, for some reason.

glitter run and hide my friend, if the foodies catch you calling it a victoria sponge, you'll never be able to cream again due to confiscation of all cooking implements.

Two hat tricks of grins ChaoticA, I think I love you. (Although you're obviously a favourite of mine already )

Oh bloody hell what am I suppose to call it- a fucking creamed egg and ground wheat puff suprise?

A vicky sandwich apparently!

Start a thread glitter I dare you.