need some along these lines - to get through me half term - dearly beloved stuck at work again but did send this to appease me
An Englishman, Scotsman, Irishman, Welshman, Dutchman, Chineseman, Korean, Estonian, Bulgarian, Latvian, Italian, Frenchman, Mexican, Argentinian, Chilian, Israeli, Canadian, American, Egyptian, Swede and a Norwegian walk into a pub.
The landlord says "I can't let you in without a Thai"
any other offers?