Quick poll - were YOU breastfed or formula fed?

[FFFS]

If you were formula fed, you are probably, thick, fat and/or dead/on your last legs by now.

If you were breastfed, you are probably highly intelligent, with supermodel looks and are 125/going to reach 125 (but only if you were EBF until you were 16).

AIBU?

Yes, I know a thread about a thread but I could not resist.

formular fed as above. Good job, university education, size 10, however am asthmatic as is my nephew who was bf from birth. My DM would never have bf

I was formula fed as mum had inverted nipples bless her and couldn't do it. I went to Uni, got a degree, got a Masters Degree with Distinction, now working professionally. It ain't megabucks but I have a good life and my son goes to a decent nursery while I work part-time. I am pregnant again and would love to ditch the breast milk as I found it so difficult to produce anything of worth but scared of the looks I will get from the nurses!!!

P.S. I am not fat, well not yet anyway.....

breastfed for about a month until I gave up

my mother also smoked 30 b&h a day and drank gin regularly

it was all different then.....

anyway i'm 5"10ish
ex cantab
not a fatty

FF from the start too. Good job, earn well, top qualifications (Oxford PhD), good marriage, good health 90% of the time... Just need to work on the weight!!

My mum couldn't BF; neither could I.

I did suffer from quite bad childhood excema until my late teens, though. However my DH, who was BF for most of his first year, also suffered with excema very badly.