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Original poster

To be Fecking Mortified!!!

99 replies

mrsnamechanger · 10/02/2011 21:23

Just got home and realised i have walked round Sainsburys, doing the weekly shop, with the top half of my rather unkempt pubes sticking out the top of my trousers!!! Blush Shock

I was feeling rather chuffed yesterday as i manged to find a nice pair of skinny jeans that i bloody thought fitted well.
However, as it turns out, they are rather low cut and coupled with my top, they seemed to have left me somewhat exposed. i keep having flashbacks of when i reached the top shelf to get some olive oil Blush

I did think at the time i was getting a few looks. But in my arrogance i believed it was because i was looking rather fab!!

AIBU to now shop online for the rest of my days, or do i live with the shame, move on and get over it??

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BluddyMoFo · 10/02/2011 21:24

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belledechocchipcookie · 10/02/2011 21:25

Perhapse you should get some bigger pants/trousers? Wink No one has pubes that long!

AtYourCervix · 10/02/2011 21:25

sweet jezus how big are your pubes and how low cut are your jeans?

CuppaTeaJanice · 10/02/2011 21:25

Bloody hell, how big is your muff?!!

belledechocchipcookie · 10/02/2011 21:25

Triple x-post! Grin

IreneHeron · 10/02/2011 21:25

Giggle.

jonicomelately · 10/02/2011 21:26

What a load of bollox

Witchofthenorth · 10/02/2011 21:26

PMSL!!!!!!! Oh my god, had a really shitty day and that has cheered me up no end! Lol! I wouldn't worry, give some folk summit to talk about.........just don't shop there for a bit haha! (I mean all of that in the nicest possible way btw....I do feel for your mortification Blush)

verytellytubby · 10/02/2011 21:26

Just spat my wine.

readywithwellies · 10/02/2011 21:26

It is just hair and people you won't see again Confused

RedHeels · 10/02/2011 21:27

Bollocks? Yes. But dog's bollocks. Very funny.

Witchofthenorth · 10/02/2011 21:27

Maybe you should put couple of kirby grips in next time, or a little French plait :)

RailwayChild · 10/02/2011 21:27
Grin Thank you OP
Figgyrolls · 10/02/2011 21:27

That is the funniest thing I have seen on mn for a while!

CuppaTeaJanice · 10/02/2011 21:28

Get a vajazzle done before you wear the strides again!

Original poster
mrsnamechanger · 10/02/2011 21:28

Am i taking it that having pubes that high is abit erm unusual then???

The jeans are riding on my hips hope that makes me less of a lady garden freak

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TragicallyHip · 10/02/2011 21:29

How long are your fucking pubes??!!! Shock

lollystix · 10/02/2011 21:29

When I was a student my landlord came round with the new lease - my friend came out from the loo with half her muff sticking out the top of her jeans and started chatting to him without realising and I was just standing aghast unable to say anything. I never said anything after the event either but it's one if those mental pictures I still can't shift 15 years on.

Monty27 · 10/02/2011 21:31
Bubblerapped · 10/02/2011 21:31

god knows how bad the back view must have looked too.. lol!!!

TragicallyHip · 10/02/2011 21:32

How does that even happen? Shock

Maybe Its because I trim mine it's never happened to me Wink

Original poster
mrsnamechanger · 10/02/2011 21:34

OMG bubbleapped!!! I just had a quick feel, THE SHAME!!!!!

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blimp72 · 10/02/2011 21:34

oh how my guts ache roflmfho time for a Wine

GreenEyesandHam · 10/02/2011 21:35

WHERE WERE YOUR KNICKS??

Hmmmmm???????

Knicks young lady!

HecateQueenOfWitches · 10/02/2011 21:36

Dear god. Sounds like you need one of these