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to LOL at DS playing with DHs willy!

37 replies

allsquareknickersnofurcoat · 10/02/2011 19:41

Hehehe, made me giggle. Hes only 5 months, they were just in the bath together and he leant forward and grabbed it! Grin

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oldraver · 10/02/2011 21:30

DS is is a bit fascinated with his Dads willy and is always trying to get a crafty look at it, which his Dad doesnt quite know how to react

They had a bath a together last night and B/F said DS was 'staring at my willy'. DS said "yes its bigger than mine and has got eyebrows, will I have willy eyebrows when I grow up ?" Grin

CuppaTeaJanice · 10/02/2011 21:35

At a family party recently, 2 yr old DS loudly asked his Grandad (in front of everybody) if he could please have a look at his willy! Grandad declined, but agreed to show him the waistband of his underpants as a compromise.

Funny how little boys are so obsessed with these matters.

TwoIfBySea · 10/02/2011 21:37

lol oldraver!

YANBU at all at all!

Gleekfreak · 10/02/2011 21:39

My 2year old DS always points to daddy's saying yuk! :o

Trinaluce · 10/02/2011 21:40

Not at all! DD keeps trying to grab DH's. She slaps his arse too (can't think WHERE she got that from Wink).

I think it's healthy. Not playing with your parents' bits (DD points at mine while I'm on the loo and says 'bits'. I then get a round of applause for doing my wee in the toilet, oh the joys of potty training....) but seeing your parents naked. At least until you're older Grin

BabyDubsEverywhere · 10/02/2011 21:46

One of my DS cousins is a tiny wee thing, her nickname became 'diddy'. This also became his first word. Cue poor DH walking in from the shower with a vey loose towel, and DS pointing at his bits saying 'daddy diddy!' poor dh was a little deflated but i was in hysterics.

Grin gota love kids hehe

tl10 · 10/02/2011 21:47

cuppateajanice thats so funny!! x

backwardpossom · 10/02/2011 21:54

DS once grabbed a handful of DH's pubes in the bath once. Brought tears to both mine and DH's eyes, but for very different reasons!

PacificDogwood · 10/02/2011 21:57

YANBU Grin!!

I have 4DSs and they have in the past shared a bath with DH - suffice to say, we had cause to introduce a 'play with your own willy only' rule Wink...

onehotmomma · 10/02/2011 21:57

LMAO backward

My son used to play with his all the time.

My DD has a thing about looking at DH willy whilst he's peeing lol

tl10 · 10/02/2011 21:58

Do you know at first glance I thought the title of this thread looked a bit sinister but it's the funniest thing I've ever read on here!! My 3 month old looks incredibly amused when I get out of the bath- what's she trying to say do you think?! lol :)

FreudianSlippery · 10/02/2011 21:59

OMG willy eyebrows!!! That's so funny.

Sometimes DS (17m) goes into the bathroom with DH, and apparently has tried to grab DH's pee-stream, euwwwww!

Honeydragon · 10/02/2011 22:03

dd is13 months ds is 7 my household peace is regularly punctuated by

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghoooooooooowww not the dangly bits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

after bath time Grin

ilovesprouts · 10/02/2011 22:08

yanbu kids eh

onehotmomma · 10/02/2011 22:09

LOL yes my DD has grabbed her brothers quite a few times too. They don't share a bath now as last time he was nearly in tears lol

MedusaIsHavingABadHairDay · 10/02/2011 23:02

When the midwife came to visit me at home with DS1, DD1 looked down at her new brother and said ,

'baby got little willy. My daddy got a BIG willy!!!'

The midwife did TRY to keep a straight face Grin

Northernlurker · 10/02/2011 23:07

A friend once looked after toddler dd1 for us. She put her in the bath with her own boys - 1 a little older so aged around 3 and 1 a bit younger. They were horrified to see that dd1 had as they assumed 'lost' her willy and insisted that their mum should go and look to see if it had been left behind in the bedroom when she got undressed. Grin

Morloth · 11/02/2011 07:44

Poor DS1 had his bitten in the bath recently DS2 is just so mean.

controlpantsandgladrags · 11/02/2011 07:51

DD1 (almost 3) laughs hysterically every time she see's DH's willy. I think he's starting to get a bit paranoid Grin

kreecherlivesupstairs · 11/02/2011 07:55

My DD announced proudly to her class that her dad had a really big willy and it was furry.
This wouldn't have been too bad, had DH not been head of the school.

ambarth · 11/02/2011 08:11

ROFL@ Kreecher and oldraver.

dd has been telling people that ds's favourite bath toy is his willy.

forpitysake · 11/02/2011 09:49

PMSL @ kreecher and at willy eyebrows

OTheHugeManatee · 11/02/2011 10:17

I nearly spat tea at the screen there, kreecher .

Your poor DH. Grin

JuicyLips · 11/02/2011 10:25

Omg, I love that, 'Willy eyebrows' is great!

Dh had a couple of baths with ds when he was smaller and resorted to putting a plastic bowl over his willy as ds would grab him otherwise. again I thought it was hilarious, he did not.

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