to LOL at DS playing with DHs willy!

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Hehehe, made me giggle. Hes only 5 months, they were just in the bath together and he leant forward and grabbed it!

This thread is hilarious - totally loving the willy eyebrows!!

One of my earliest memories is getting changed at the swimming pool with my Dad. I clearly remember grabbing his willy, pulling it down and shouting "Ding Dong!"

Needless to say, his reaction was such that I never did it again.

kreecher! lol! thats when you want the floor to swallow you up. im sure the other teachers at the school will never let him live that down!

my daugther is just the right height to be under it when dp is stading up, she often stares at it or points and laughs some times she bats it away.

she also tried to pull her brothers away, he tells her to get her own willy. I love children sometimes

When my son was 2, I took him to the toilet in a shopping centre and what happened went as follows:

Him: My willy is bigger than daddy's.

Me: Ok. Hurry up.
Him: Daddy's willy looks like my little finger.

Me: Lovely. Are you done yet?
Him: Actually, daddy's willy looks like a cow's udder.

Me: (nothing because I was making a weird snorting noise like a pig)

DD 18mo, has recently become obsessed with my boobs. DH finds it hilarious. I have massive boobs so there is lots to play with but she pulls my top down to get at them, in public, at home, where ever, she wants to play and will try and get them out. I know she only does it because everyone who sees her do it laughs. It makes me laugh when she feels my boobs then feels her own chest and has look of confusion on her face as to why she doesn't have jiggly things on her chest.

Once, when our two year old DS was having a cuddle and a play in our bed one morning, he just planted a big smacking kiss on DH's willy - for no reason whatsoever. We both went white and looked at one another a bit and [shocked] about what to say/do. We opted to ignore it. Said child didn't seem remotely bothered by what he'd done, and just carried on as if nothing had happened. My poor DH was mortified - said it made him feel really weird/bad. Luckily nothing like it ever happened again, but it makes me squirm when I think about it!

DD walked in on DH in the shower when she was about 2, pointed, asked "What's that?" he replied "that's Daddy's Willy" - she thought this was the best joke ever and ran around the house for the next half hour or so screaming "Daddy's Willy! Daddy's Willy!" and giggling - thankfully next door didn't alert social services....

Luckily they are no longer at the same school. He did get a lot of flak about his enormous cock for a long while.
When DD got a book about sex, she was fascinated by all the different bits. She proudly told me I had a wom-bee and so did she. I agreed. She then went on to describe a penis and testicles. She asked me if I thought DH would let her touch his scrotchum.
From that day to this, he doesn't have a ballbag he has a scrotchum.

Apparently when DH still lived with his ex and their DCs, he decided to put a lock on the bathroom door when his 4yo DD walked in on his bath and asked why there were two balloons floating in the water :o

my ds2 whos fourgets in my bath and always tryes to suck my boobs and i say ooh love your a bit late for that and he always pokes them too whith a big on his face kids eh !!

Showed DH this thread and he nearly died!

kreecher, is that the reason he got the job?