9 times out of 10 "curvy" = fat and people are deluding themselves into thinking otherwise.
Child benefit should be for the first 2 children only - anyone who wants a bigger family should pay for it themselves.
Just because your little prince/princess is the centre of your universe, does not mean that they are the centre of my universe. It is quite likely I actually think they are behaving like a brat and you are a complete idiot while you smile indulgently rather than dealing with it.
The current government is going to completely ruin this country (Ok this one is quite popular near me but I doubt it is on here!)
When I am out walking my dog please keep your annoying toddler away from me, they are not cute, they are just irritating. I control my dog, please control your child.
Anyone who hates animals is just weird.
Tattoos and piercings can look awesome and in any case they are a personal choice. People who judge them as "chavy" or insert other negative description here are smug wankers - actually, make that anyone who judges someone else purely because of what they look like is a total wanker.
Incorrect grammar/spellings are not a big deal as long as what is written is understandable, especially on internet forums!
I am in a really bitchy mood tonight
, but that was fun :)