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To be out off Mumsnet by certain men on here?

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WimpleOfTheBallet · 03/02/2011 19:10

I love this site...but it's called MUMSNET...I know and accept there are some regular male posters...and they should benefit from the site as they're parents too...but some men here have massive agendas and only post in threads related to sex..teenage girls and other similar things.

I KNOW they can't be banned...but it really ANNOYS me when they clutter the place up! AIBU?

OP posts:
AnyFucker · 03/02/2011 21:38

BeenBeta is busy planning his escape

Truckulente · 03/02/2011 21:39

I said something along the lines of who needs men to be sexist.

It was on the thread about not employing women of child bearing age, by an alleged female employer.

And as an aside one poster posted one if the funniest things I've read for ages.

It was about not paying sponging emplyees sick
pay but sending them a bunch of flowers.

bupcakesandcunting · 03/02/2011 21:40

Well, I generally like women more than men. I am awkward with men, am definitely a woman's woman. So I don't like the beating down the sisterhood thing, it upsets me :( Some of the women on here are harpies and you'd need to be a saint not to tell 'em what is what. IYSWIM?

bupcakesandcunting · 03/02/2011 21:41

Oh GOD DH says I have to come off the computer now

Drats :( :( :(

Truckulente · 03/02/2011 21:41

Don't bow down to the patriarchy sister.

scottishmummy · 03/02/2011 21:42

there is no sisterhood,its a toxic myth to keep women in their place

BelfastBloke · 03/02/2011 21:43

Well, I was about to come on here and tell the OP to fuck right off to the same thread posted a couple of days ago.

But that's because I've already had a triple Irish whiskey.

and seeing the mood is so convivial here, I might not tell her/him to fuck off, and just have another drink instead.

Truckulente · 03/02/2011 21:44

Then there was four.

Three more for the fellowship.

bupcakesandcunting · 03/02/2011 21:45

Yeah don't ruin the atmos', Belfast. Fancy a Buckfast?

Pan · 03/02/2011 21:45

no,no,no,no,nooo more hobbit-forming!! please. I..cant...bear..it!

bupcakesandcunting · 03/02/2011 21:45

FIVE.

I too am a man.

Truckulente · 03/02/2011 21:48

You can tell there aren't many geeks on here. It should be 5 more for the fellowship.

Pan that joke was great.

I did a 'great' joke on the philosophy section the other day that got ignored.

BelfastBloke · 03/02/2011 21:49

So what's this greatest joke in the world told by pan then?

And what's a buckfast? LOTR?

BeenBeta · 03/02/2011 21:50

OK, that 5 of us. Only 3 to go. Where is Mayorquimby these days when you need him?

Pan · 03/02/2011 21:51

can't think where I got it from...

geek joke:

How many types of people are there in the world?

  1. Those who understand binary. And those who don't.
BeenBeta · 03/02/2011 21:53

Oh I like that joke. Grin

Truckulente · 03/02/2011 21:53

This could be a trap.

Pan · 03/02/2011 21:53

uber clever me thought.

Pan · 03/02/2011 21:55

you mean, we are all gathered in one place and a net falls..

KangarooCaught · 03/02/2011 21:55

must tell dh, he'd like that

did binary at primary school

bupcakesandcunting · 03/02/2011 21:55

I hearad that Binary joke about 5 years ago

Best joke ever:

Two eggs in a frying pan one says to the other:

"Whoo! It's hot in here!"

The other goes "Fucke me! ! A tlking egg!"

Hahahahahahahahahaha Gin

Truckulente · 03/02/2011 21:56

I wonder how many people get the joke though?

I'm going to tell it to the electrical engineering department tomorrow, they're a laugh.

Truckulente · 03/02/2011 21:58

Bup is it a clock egg?

scottishmummy · 03/02/2011 21:59

words you dont often see together."electrical engineering department...they're a laugh.

bupcakesandcunting · 03/02/2011 21:59

DH is an engineer I have to tolerate this shite all day every day.