To be out off Mumsnet by certain men on here?

[WimpleOfTheBallet]

I love this site...but it's called MUMSNET...I know and accept there are some regular male posters...and they should benefit from the site as they're parents too...but some men here have massive agendas and only post in threads related to sex..teenage girls and other similar things.

I KNOW they can't be banned...but it really ANNOYS me when they clutter the place up! AIBU?

Tits.
Football.
Cars.
Dittany.

"DH is an engineer ..."

You are a woman!

Wine sprayed on monitor.

Cheers, BB.

Does BarcodeZebra ever come here any more?

i think we should have more men on here , it would be good for men to have insight into how women think and it is great to get opinions across the board. What about sahds? are they not allowed on here either? and i just know if there was a site /club that was strictly for men you would be arguing that it was sexist .

Can't be bothered to read the whole of this tread but...;
YABU, pathetic to even care what gender a poster is.
I guess you have no brothers?

How many types of people are there in the world?

10. Those who understand binary. And those with girlfriends.

I've been on here a bit and I've still no idea how anyone thinks.

s'funny that most of the women have been ousted from the thread now by the menz

swings'n'roundabouts, innit

They're not ousting me.

"I simply remember my favourite things,
And then i don't feel, so BAAAD"

If I wasn't so plastered I would so write a MN song to that tune...

I like binary and don't have a gf, so must be true.

buppy...I thought your husband was booting you off the pc ?

do as you are told now

"I like binary and don't have a gf, so must be true."

Q.E.D.

I do love nerd jokes though.

A tachyon leaves a bar
"Sorry mate, we don't serve tachyons"
A tachyon goes into a bar

what is a tachyon ?

Nah he's bollocking me now because I am insisting that we get a tiler in to tile the bathroom and not let him do it himself.

Bear in mind that he can't paint straight.

It's a hypothetical particle which moves faster than light.

wanted, dead and alive, Schrödinger's cat.

Bill Bailey does a great joke about mathematicians and infinite numbers.

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first goes up to the bartender and says, "I'll have a pint of lager, please." Each next one says, "and I'll have half of what he's having." The bartender says, "You're all idiots," and pulls two pints.

Is there a way that I could kill him and get away with it?

Nerd joke:

Barman: Sorry we don't serve Time travellers.

A time traveller walks into a bar.