Things adults just shouldn't say

[sevenstarsinthesky]

I was in a shop recently waiting to be served and the woman at the counter in front of me was blocking the shop assistant's access to behind the counter. She smiled to the shop assistant as she let her past and said "My bad!". I think I visibly cringed.

I wouldn't even know what she meant by that.

my DBs GF says this - its regional slang where they live,Brum, but it makes me cringe, bleurgh!

"sexy" to a baby. Just yuck.

anything in a cringy baby voice.

I want to slap them until they bleed.

One day I might.

No jury would convict me...

'awesome' should be reserved for teenagers - and Americans!

Afraid my bugbear's a classic. The constant insertion of 'like' into pretty much every sentence when there is no grammatical reason for it and it is not being used to convey any additional sense of meaning.

I do lots of these Im afraid.

I call my friends 'man', everything is 'epic'and we have nicknames for everyone we know (badger muff, giraffe girl etc)

"epic fail"

epic moron.

'Dude' is another word I hate to hear coming out of an adults mouth

Widdle or piddle, unless to a small child. Or maybe even if to a small child.

deepheat, the insertion of 'like' is, i think, permissible for people with cork accents. otherwise, yes, planks only.

lol at changing I agree, no adult should say 'epic fail' unless they're going for the moron of the year award.

ROFL at Hecate! I'll be right behind you in the queue.

I rang my local midwife to cancel our app as i had given birth,

said she: wow that's super fabby fantastic!! grats!!!

Call me unreasonable but i can never take her seriously again!

Oh god Waitwhat bet you were so glad you could miss that appointment!

'School night' when they mean that they have work the next day.

Also a 55 year old man at work says 'thats sick' when he likes something

My DD (aged 14) tells me off for saying random. She says only kids her age should say that.

My 14 year old brother doesnt even say "thats sick" anymore. My little brothers are my slang barometers.

Oh yes and chillax. I'm not allowed to say that.

talking about no. of 'sleeps' until something

Oh I hate random, its up there with Epic Fail.

ROFL at waitwhat too!! For some reason, I have a picture of Emma Thompson in my head when I read those words...

This thread just might be the tonic I need.

i like saying chillax because i know it is annoying

CHILLAX!