Things adults just shouldn't say

[sevenstarsinthesky]

I was in a shop recently waiting to be served and the woman at the counter in front of me was blocking the shop assistant's access to behind the counter. She smiled to the shop assistant as she let her past and said "My bad!". I think I visibly cringed.

I will admit to saying awesome OB occasion.

'Literally'. "I literally just died." Well, I hate to state the obvious but you didn't die, did you. If you had have done I would have been saved this irritation.

"Random"

date night even if you're American

basically anything that comes out of paris hiltons mouth is wrong

Oh, and yes yes to chillax. Either chilled or relaxed is enough of a description.

swear down, I heard a customer say that who was most definately over 40, I had to check it wasn't Tim westwood.

'Literally'. "I literally just died." Well, I hate to state the obvious but you didn't die, did you. If you had have done I would have been saved this irritation.

PMSL!!

"going to the little girl's room" instead of going to the loo. I used to work with someone who said this all the time.

"methinks"

commonly used on Facebook.

Time for a bath methinks.
Time for Eastenders methinks.

GAAAAAAAH.

'big time' yuck!

I say cool - it's wrong on so many levels I guess .

'Chillax' makes my ears bleed.

I hate it as well when anyone 'pops' anything onto, under or into anything, or asks me to 'pop' myself or any other object onto, under or into anything else.

I nearly died when DD (not even 3 yet) came into the kitchen and, completely unprovoked, said "you're doing my head in"...

Mental note to self: Must watch what I say in front of DD...

Do people really announce on Facebook that they're going for a bath?

"RatherBe Thu 27-Jan-11 14:25:07
'School night' when they mean that they have work the next day."
oooh yes, unless you work in a school of course. First heard teacher friends saying it, and thought little of it, other than they didn't call it "work". But now it's in general use

Same people talk about number of "sleeps" until an event, Christmas or whatever.

Also hate "lickle" and "bockle" instead of little and bottle.

Oh shite, should have read the thread, sorry, will report!

mists, who has said that?

lol sayitwithme
My nearly 3yr old niece walked in on her parents arguing over dinner and said " jog on you lot no one cares"

One of my fathers sayings

They do on mine. Time for a cull. Methinks.

I'm not being funny, but.....

Ha ha ha ha ha [ROFL again]!! That tickled me waitwhat!

I love chillax and counting the number of sleeps for things. In fact I have two more sleeps until I go away for a long week end.

And 'in the bedroom department'. Of where? John Lewis?

Mists that is

Agree with most here but need to add that "awesome" is in general use in Australia as well, not just America. I tend not to use it though.

Totem - some people on FB tell you when they're going to the loo, or scratching their nose. I think it's called "over-sharing"

I use some of these!!
I say "school night" and "awesome" and "no. of sleeps"

But I have some pet hates of my own which include "hoorah" as it makes me think the person has just stepped out of an Enid Blyton Book, calling their other half "Dad" especially when it's not even in front of their kids and using the greeting "watcha".

AND, although this is not things being spoken, I HATE to see 40 something men with twisty hairstyles and cropped cargo pants.....