Things adults just shouldn't say

[sevenstarsinthesky]

I was in a shop recently waiting to be served and the woman at the counter in front of me was blocking the shop assistant's access to behind the counter. She smiled to the shop assistant as she let her past and said "My bad!". I think I visibly cringed.

Okay then, Aussies can say 'awesome' too then . But no adult Brits, under any circumstances!

I do the dad thing - he calls me Mom as well

Ohforfoxsake - yes! Especially because it is always said by people who never say anything amusing anyway!

I have a friend who always overshares on FB. After a particularly intimate post, instead of deleting her I wrote a status for her on her wall. 'xxx is picking her nose and scratching her fanny'

A few of my friends on facebook have said 'nom nom nom' about something they are eating. These people are in their 30s.

I hate 'Wicked'. Soo many people use it and to me it just sounds embarrassing.

Me too: re chillax

Changing2011 & thumbdabwitch, thanks, I don't use it.

I don't get why people want to share every aspect of the their lives on the internet. Some of their FB friends probably aren't real life friends. I find it odd.

"All my friends tell me I'm crazy"

You're not crazy. You're a twat.

I say school night too. BUT in my defense DS goes to school and I work in one.

"thats how we roll"

oh fuck off.

See below for exemption if you work in one
:o

Oh. Em. Gee.
This thread is utterly dedding me.
I need to pop out and chillax somewhere.
I would try to join in but can't think of anything to contribute - epic fail.
Methinks time for some cake. Nomnomnom.

Oh and I forgot...... "Blue sky thinking" - makes me want to heave!

Although the school night thing did backfire when talking to friends about sex. One mentioned a particulary suacy night a few nights previously, and before I Could stop myself I said 'What on a school night?'

"Nom nom nom" When talking about food.

I work hard and I play hard.

Definition play : to get drunk off your face and act like a total knob

@ stealthploarbroccoli.....no I don't work in a school

Oh and I forgot another one of mine "turned around and said" it makes me imagine the person literally turning around and around while having a conversation

yes turned around and said is another one that makes me

I say tup tup rather than nom nom.

Am I an outcast?

Deepheat - totally agree with the "my friends tell me I'm crazy" thing. Bleugh.

my 17 year old dd says "oh dearie me" and sounds like a little old lady of about 90. it's funny.

When people are in restaurants or coffee shops and say "can I get" instead of "I would like" or similar. Don't know why it annoys me, I think it just seems very American. It's quite a recent thing - I don't remember it being around 10 years ago.

"you don't have to be mad to work here but it helps"
(on the door of an office)