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AIBU?

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To think that Jeff Goldblum is the sex?

56 replies

CheeseChomper · 26/01/2011 16:31

Title says it all really!

Friend thinks i'm sick, I beg to differ, although I am pregnant and horny. Grin

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ShirleyKnot · 26/01/2011 16:32

Fuck me.

StickyProblem · 26/01/2011 16:33

haha Shirley.
I would rather stick pins in my eyes.

wonderstuff · 26/01/2011 16:34

Dunno - I'll get back to you
[goes off to google]

BeerTricksPotter · 26/01/2011 16:34

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cornsilk · 26/01/2011 16:34

he ..... seems like... a bit of... a twat

MarianneM · 26/01/2011 16:35

Don't know about that, but I've always liked him! DH says it's because I fancy men who are tall, dark, lean and Jewish (or look Jewish).

Oh dear.

wonderstuff · 26/01/2011 16:35

Depends - he is the same age as my father, think if you are under 50 yabu.

wonderstuff · 26/01/2011 16:36

Just read you're preggers, so I'm guessing under 50
YABU

willowwool · 26/01/2011 16:37

YANBU

I most definately would.

CheeseChomper · 26/01/2011 16:38

Oh dear, maybe my friend has a point then. Hmm

I just thought he was luvverly in Jurassic Park! Grin

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CheeseChomper · 26/01/2011 16:39

I'm 27- wouldn't mind a bit of experienced Goldblumness between the sheets Grin

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Megatron · 26/01/2011 16:39

YABU. He looks like a Spitting Image puppet. What's wrong with you woman?!

CheeseChomper · 26/01/2011 16:40

I actually think he's got better with age!

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ISNT · 26/01/2011 16:45

Haven't seen him for a few years back, but 10 years ago he was on the list Grin

TragicallyHip · 26/01/2011 16:47

Oh I love him [bgrin]

Scrumpet · 26/01/2011 16:49

Well. He's A sex, and he may HAVE sex, but I'm not sure that he's THE sex.

And bleurgh. No. Enjoy!

MarianneM · 26/01/2011 16:50

By the way, google Paul Auster, he is similar looking, only more handsome.

UntitledNo2 · 26/01/2011 16:50

He is delicious. Seriously, I would do all manner of dirty things to him...

... No pregnancy hormones to blame here either Grin. And I'm only 26. ISNT, he is totally on my list also. Very near the top, in fact Wink.

RespectTheDoughnut · 26/01/2011 16:52

My mum likes him. I don't see it myself. At all. In any light. Ever. Grin

latermater · 26/01/2011 16:53

Only if the fantasy involves the scene in The Tall Guy of him rolling around with buttered toast stuck to his arse. No really, sexier than it sounds!

UntitledNo2 · 26/01/2011 16:54

Oh, MarianneM, have just googled Paul Auster. Mmm, very tasty indeed. I would definitely go there.

Theres something wrong with me, isn't there? Grin

CheeseChomper · 26/01/2011 17:13

Oooh latermater I haven't seen 'The Tall Guy'- eating buttered toast off of Jeff's arse sounds immense right now!

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plupervert · 26/01/2011 17:19

I'm not quite up for shagging untouchable men, but he is bloody nice to look at in Independence Day....

(I know, I know...)

RIZZ0 · 26/01/2011 17:46

YABU

Boggle eyed freakoid.

However, he is one of those rare men who gets slightly less repulsive the older he gets.

LaurieFairyonthetreeEatsCake · 26/01/2011 17:48

He's gorgeous and apparently has a big one.

He's number 6 on my list.