To think that Jeff Goldblum is the sex?

[CheeseChomper]

Title says it all really!

Friend thinks i'm sick, I beg to differ, although I am pregnant and horny.

Yes he does look like he'd have a large pork-sword.

Oooh yeah, he's the sex alright.

The sex that's been a mouldering at the bottom of a compost heap these 20 years.

Are you blind as well as pregnant?

just for you, preggo.

Ooer! That was a shock; didn't expect him to be naked. I had to close the window quickly so DS couldn't see.

Did you like it?

Boak

He would definitely get some from me (lucky old Jeff!)

I bet he loves women and is really good in bed (unlike the Andy Gray type man who loves to shag women, but hates women and is always crap in bed).

Hmmm that picture might have put a dampener on the fire burning on my sizzling loins RIZZ0 !!!

I'm think The Blum these days is looking mighty fine- just type his name in google images!

Bella I reckon he'd be great in bed too, and if the rumours of a rather large pork sword are true (Laurie), then all the better!

Cheese it was that or full on fly-mode.

You'll thank me one day.

Yucky yuck nooooooo

at RIZZ0

My friend is distantly related to him and she says he's . . . well I forget what she said exactly but translated from American into Mumsnetese: he's a twat.

He's a gorgeous twat though ...

Yum, Yum, Yum. Don't care about his personality. I just like to perve at him. :)

He always seems so smug and pleased with himself. I feel he would be like that about sex when really it was not so good.

he's like everyone loves raymond's other brother

YANBU. But I am known for weird crushes (but then you ahven;t seen dh)

liked him since earth girls are easy.

Ladies - can I just say that DH has often been likened to him. To me he's kind of a Dexter Fletcher/Harry Connick Jnr/Jeff mix.

did you like his fly

he is lovely

I would definitely shag him if I was not married of course

lollystix... Your DH is a Jeff Goldblum/Harry Connick Jr crossbreed? Do you rent him out for weekends? .

Do you eat hot buttered toast off his arse? Can I?

Rowr! Jeff Goldblum!

EVERY woman I know fancies Jeff Goldblum - and we're all in our thirties!