My first ever biscuit.

[TheEvilDead2]

I see this phrase on MN quite a lot. Actually almost every biscuit seems to have this phrase preceding it.

AIBU to think that there couldn't possibly be this many first time biscuits on any given day and that a few mumsnetters must be lying about still having their Biscuit Cherry?

Also why the need to announce it as your first? Does that make it better? An unsullied biscuit? As opposed to say, a soggy bicuit

I have never posted a biscuit. I am intact. I'm saving myself for someone special.

Oh fuck it

Now I feel tainted

I've not yet posted a biscuit but sorely tempted to at some of the threads today

I was going to post a biscuit, but I ate it first.

Now all I have left is

You just did that to lure people into that link, didn't you?

never posted a biscuit but somewhat feel tempted now

LMAO at 'circle Jerk'

I've never posted a biscuit either, so nerrrrr. [childish]

Far too greedy to share mine! Yum yum.
Kettles just boiled, must go.....

I too am a biscuit virgin.

islavalargeone

Not what I heard.....

YANBU. Don't be ashamed to give biscuits to people talking shite or get all apologetic about it.

I posted a biscuit in my early days. I was uninitiated. I didn't realise I was supposed to announce it

I still retain my biscuit...

I haven't posted a biscuit and not really intending too.

I'd rather use

I've never posted a biscuit.

I'm saving it for someone very special, or something very specacular.

I haven't posted a biscuit, or a pombear. I have posted lots of these though

Definitely a lie.

If you've been saving your biscuits for something special pay heed. Few will actually believe that it is your first ever bisuit, and ever fewer will give a damn.

My many-th biscuit

I don't get the biscuit or bear thing?

I've not done one, I'm saving myself

I biscuited for the first time yesterday.

It was a Poundland one. I did it on purpose to make a very silly and snobby person run away shrieking at having been offered such a cheap teatime snack.

I stand by my actions, but probably won't do it again for a long time.

I didn't even know what the biscuit meant until I saw it in a post where it could only mean one thing and ever other poster used it !

What's with the bear though?

I've never biscuited or PomBear'd

I think I get when to biscuit but haven't a clue about the Pom Bear so I'm erring on the side of caution.

Okay then, you can have my second

I dont want any sloppy-second biscuits.

I'm filthy me.